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Forgot to mention that while disks can last that long the disk readers will only be available till Y3K !!! 
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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Imagine the YxK bugs you'd have to fix when booting up that old VM in 13.8 billion years! 
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I would make a backup every 100 million years anyway. Just to be sure. 
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Today we’re announcing a new experiment: releasing the VC++ toolset as a NuGet package that can be added to any C++ project or solution targeting desktop. Installing this NuGet package lays down a new copy of the VC++ compiler, header files, and libraries. Mmmm. Tasty dog food.
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IBM wants to help developers explore the use of blockchains in the enterprise. Now your database query apps can mine bitcoin on off hours
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Vulkan (previously known as GLNext) is an open-source, cross-platform low-overhead API that promises huge performance gains in 3D applications by giving developers low-level control of graphics and CPU hardware. ...and now you have 15 standards
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Looks like a lot's happening in the 3D gaming world. Not many game devs on CP though.
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Vulkan supports all Windows versions, while DirectX 12 only runs on Windows 10. Because of this I think we will see several AAA games running on Vulkan this year. Game developers want to reach as large a target audience as possible.
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Using a sophisticated, custom-designed 3-D printer, regenerative medicine scientists have proved that it is feasible to print living tissue structures to replace injured or diseased tissue in patients. I'll let someone else clear the printer jam
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Psssst.. Hey, you... want a refill kit?
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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 They accidentally print a monster
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Awesome! I'll take one hip and a pair of knees! Should be good to go for another half century.
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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Take a guess what happens at the next Christmas party.
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The CEO leaves the party with the secretary and go to an hotel room? 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Close, he'll leave with a clone.
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Could we print new brains for some of our world wide politicians and "leaders"?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I'm sure the pr0n industry will welcome this news. As well as a certain demographic wanting certain "improvements"...
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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"Yeah, just leave it running all night."
TTFN - Kent
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It hasn’t even been a year since the world’s technology elite paused to observe the 50th anniversary of Moore’s Law, and the long knives are already out in force to deny it a 51st. "But I never studied law!"
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New man made super material will always come out
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Microsoft is listening to its customers and that can only be a good thing for its business, its relationship with customers, and the company’s general outlook. Yeah, totally listening to all that feedback on Windows 10
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And here's Ronnie!
Windows as a service isn't.
yet.
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listening != reacting
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Does it mean they will finally bring back the classical menu in Office ? (Office 2003 still working as good as it used to.)
and go easy on the W10 nagging ?
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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They're "listening", not listening!
TTFN - Kent
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