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If the Earth is between the Moon and the sun, it's a Lunar eclipse.
If the Moon is between the Earth and the Sun, it's a Solar eclipse.
If the Sun is between the Earth and the Moon, is it an Apoceclipse?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It wouldn't fit!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I think the sun has fried your mind.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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That's prolly it. We all know what the sun does to Wales in January!
Life is too shor
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If a coffee bean is between the Earth and the Sun, is it a Java Eclipse?
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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I wonder if I have enough characters left in my signature...
EDIT: apparently I had.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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If a car is between the Earth and the Sun, is it a Mitsubishi Eclipse?
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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It's a Ford fusion.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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How does a man on a moon get his haircut? Eclipse it of course.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I fear the only thing eclipsed is OG's Thought-of-the-Day career.
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OriginalGriff wrote: is it an Apoceclipse
Er ... no ... happens all the time![^]
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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- Bill Gates Is Richest Person on Earth, According to Wealth-X[^]
- Bill Gates $87.4 billion
- Amancio Ortega $66.8 Billion
- Warren Buffett $60.7 Billion
- Jeff Bezos $56.6 Billion
- David Koch $47.4 Billion
- Charles Koch $46.8 Billion
- Larry Ellison $45.3 Billion
- Mark Zuckerberg $42.8 Billion
- Michael Bloomberg $42.1 Billion
- Ingvar Kamprad $39.3 Billion
Meanwhile, here I am wondering if I should go get a haircut or wait for the Sunday coupon to get $2 off.
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Nish Nishant wrote: Meanwhile, here I am wondering if I should go get a haircut or wait for the Sunday coupon to get $2 off.
I solved that problem about 7 years ago! That's the last time I went for a haircut.
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I'd be kicked out of my house if I shaved my head.
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Touché 
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Come now. I don't think Smitha would kick you out. Rohan's giggling, on the other hand...
Software Zen: delete this;
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Well, he may insist on trying it out too
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In that case you'd be doomed  .
Software Zen: delete this;
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So that's the way to do it!! I been trying to figure out the best way for over 52 years.
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Here too. My wife said that she would disown me.
And with my genetic makeup, I will never get to experience baldness. My dad had a full head of hair into his 80s. So a good buzz haircut, once in a while (maybe every 6 months) should do the job and give me the (temporary) experience of baldness.
Yes, take it all off. Then when it gets long again (in about six months), repeat.
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Over 20 years for me - I have a full head of hair, and a pony that self-regulates at about 18 inches long...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's funny how that works, seems like it gets to a certain length and that's it?
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Yeah. Mind you, so do eyebrows and eyelashes, pubes, and so forth. Until you get older and they start to "sprout" as well... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Yeah. Mind you, so do eyebrows and eyelashes, pubes, and so forth. Until you get older and they start to "sprout" as well..
And the question I ask is; "Where the hell did those come from?"
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