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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Oh, I thought Bob was preparing for the Super Bowl.
Faarrrkkkk orf. That's a real beer in his hand, not a warm cup of piss.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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No way to tell from the picture whether it's an input buffer or an output buffer.
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If it's Fosters, it's the output buffer.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Michael Martin wrote: That's a real beer in his hand, not a warm cup of piss.
So it's not a Foster's then, because I heard that's "Australian for beer"? 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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...and that's how the fight started... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Colin Mullikin wrote: So it's not a Foster's then, because I heard that's "Australian for beerBudweiser"?
FTFY 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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See Dan's response. We ship that crap overseas!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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My bonafide Strayan brother politely informs me that "the only people in Straya who drink Fosters are on farken Neighbours".
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone
"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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Michael Martin wrote: not a warm cup of piss.
In the U.S., wouldn't it be a cold cup of piss?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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You should have celebrated yesterday evening. It's all done and dusted down under now.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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And have a big BBQ ans take a sip of Black Jack 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Where we can see Bob eat the vegemite, drink the beer, and throw the football. A little something to help the time go by, perhaps. 
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Bob is a perfectly normal extra-terrestrial, no way will eat any of that Vegemite horror...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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He might, in which case we'll get the answer to the age old question "Do extra-terrestrials dry heave?".
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Only thing missing is a huge Telstra satellite dish, casting a shadow absolutely nothing.
[Corrected according to instructions from Mr. Griff.]
Life is too shor
modified 25-Jan-16 10:31am.
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I thought that Telstra couldn't cast anything (according to Christian "Why Telstra sucks today" Graus)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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while(WinVer < 10)
if(DisplayNaggingScreen().Result == Result.Update)
UpdateToWin10();
while(DateTime.Now - UpdateInstalledDate < UserMayRevertUpdatePeriod)
Wait();
while(true)
{
switch(Random.Next(0, 3))
{
case 0: ResetSomeRandomSettings(); break;
case 1: UninstallSomeNonMSSoftware(); break;
case 2: CallHome(); break;
}
WaitOneDay();
}
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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public string User(float OS)
{
if(OS<8)
return "Nostalgic praise or use Linux instead for such an old machine!";
else if(OS==8 || OS==8.1)
return "This doesn't work at all!";
else if(OS==9)
throw NotImplementedException;
else
{
if(OS.UpdateCount==1)
return "Yey Updates!";
else
return "┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻";
}
}
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Hi,
Yesterday I power up my Win 10 machine and it was immediately grabbed and updated (annoying but...)
Restarted and couldn't see the internet. It appears as though the WiFi had been reconfigured to something else (Mini-Pop ?). I then had to Win 7 box to find out how to reconfigure it. In the process I managed to uninstall Office 2007 (?) and it worked fine Now to find Office 2007 DVD...
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Is this Ground Hog Day, starring Bill Murray?
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Mmmm, are you the guy who replied this morning? I though Ground Day was in Feburary, but I could be wrong (from the looks of the US weather at the moment, the little furry dude better off where he is!)
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Okay what has DD been up to?
Social media and internet porn abuse punished by councils - BBC News[^]
Luton Borough Council, Norfolk County Council and Newport City Council all confirmed that they had dismissed workers following their suspensions, while Milton Keynes Council said a suspended worker had opted to resign. No background details were provided for any of these cases
Found this from a MSN link.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Quote: more than 51 workers were suspended
So, 52 then? 51.5?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Since everyone is complaining about windows 10.
I had Spybot installed for scanning malware. To my knowledge a trustworthy application. ( )
After one of their mandatory, impossible-to-switch-off, updates, MS informed me that Spybot was not in their list of "trustworthy" anti-malware applications and uninstalled it, enabling windows defender instead.
That comes awfully close to censorship if you ask me. What prevents them to uninstall anything not on their approved list in a next update? (You can guess where this is going).
Not that Apple, for instance, is any better...
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