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Cuz winning a tenth of a billion would be horrible! 
Jeremy Falcon
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Tenth of a tenth rather. But the jackpot is normally not this high. It's usually between 30-150 million. So you go from thinking you won that sorta money and then end up finding you actually won 1/100th of that. can't be a good feeling. Factor in 39% fed tax and what you do you have?
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9 mil I could live with.
Jeremy Falcon
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You're greedy! I could live on one million!  But then, I never ask for much. 
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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Hey, if you take 1 and I take 8 I could live with that... because I care.
Jeremy Falcon
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Your are much too kind!
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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Nish Nishant wrote: some lunatic also won but he bought a 100 identical numbers
Lunatic?! You mean...Genius!!
I always buy multiple winning tickets with the same winning numbers, just in case someone else happens to buy my winning numbers. 
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Given the odds of winning the jackpot at all, it would be silly to buy the same numbers (i.e. you don't help your already bad odds by getting the same numbers).
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I was trying to be funny.
But, I can see I failed again. 
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With all that lottery craze going around, it's hard to tell who's joking!
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Kenya see who's winning? Iran up to Czech and two guys were Russian to the Finnish line – I think it’s gonna be a Thai!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Last time I Czech't I was Hungary
New version: WinHeist Version Tequila, the nigh time, snuffly, sneezing, how the hell did I end up on the bathroom floor medicine.
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Have some Turkey... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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It's winter, so that'd be Cold Turkey?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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A scot free pun!
Life is too shor
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Jordan slipped on a Greecey patch
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Welsh your mouth out with soap for choiring out loud! 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Uganda be kidding!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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And that guy in the brothel, Himalayan.
Ah don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
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Do they Swiss when they run?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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You're acting like a Guiana pun binge.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I thought all of US are in this together?
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...Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion...
Er...actually...no.
It was a pickup on fire on the shoulder of the motorway. 
As in all good Christian countries, everybody just drove right on past. Anyway, talking on their 'phones at 120kmph was much more important than helping out a fellow countryman.  Fortunately, I keep a fire extinguisher in the car, and doing my good Samaritan bit, soon got it out. The poor bloke called a rescue truck, and I last saw him loading the dead beast onto the back of the truck. I now have to find another fuel-fire extinguisher.
My next job is looking for some glittering C-beams, but I don't know where the Tannhäuser Gate is. Can anybody help me out here? 
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A couple of weeks ago we saw a smoking BMW on the hard shoulder and, unlike the rest of the traffic for 15 minutes, pulled over and checked that everyone was safe and the fire brigade had been called.
After a few minutes the first bang, probably air bags, was shortly followed by large flames and billowing smoke - the traffic still carried on.
The blowing of the battery and some impressive low flying wheel trim as the tyres gave way did nothing to slow down the traffic.
Then the best bit, the traffic HELD UP THE FIRE ENGINE! After the fire crew was on site and, 1 minutes work, the fire was out they thanked me for stopping and gave a well chosen OpEd on the state of the rest of humanity...
veni bibi saltavi
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