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All cats can swim, some[^] even like it. The housecats inherited this behavior from the north African wildcats. When you fall into water in a desert, you are in mortal danger.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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We've never had a car that enjoyed swimming - but we had one that would do it in the neighbours Koi carp pond :InnocentWhistle:
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Good old Gertrud must have enjoyed flying. More or less regularly she visited a neighbor's cage where he was breeding doves for competitions.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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None of our cars could swim either, but our cats could, even if they did not like it.
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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Reminds me of a visit to a Spanish clothes shop recently, where I was looking to buy some socks.
As I didn't know the Spanish word for socks I pointed down towards my feet.
The assistant went to a drawer, rummaged around and pulled something out saying "Eso si que es?" to which I exclaimed "Yes!"
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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GOL.
(Groan out loud)
cheers
Chris Maunder
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OriginalGriff wrote: Only one reached the far bank - which one?
Cat West? Couldn't have been Bark-leys anyway.
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Hello everybody,
Say you were a .NET dev with 3-5 years experience and you could choose a line to add to your cv, which of these would you prefer?
1 - working in a fully agile environment
2 - developing Saas
3 - an official microsoft certification
4 - javascript
5 - android
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6 - eating bacon butties.
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7 - days of the week! 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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OriginalGriff wrote:
I hear they are something close to a Bacon and Egg Sanga. Only they're are shite, don't have egg and have some form of arse sauce that is brown coloured.
No wonder you lot eat sheeps stomach and blood filled sausages. Faarrrkkkking idiots the lot of you. Bacon and/or eggs never have sauce on them. Black pepper and nothing else.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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In case the line is enough big you would make a comma separated list 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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best answer so far XD lol
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Yes, I was undecided between the two
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Personally I would go with the solution from pwasser. It is much more smart and it saves a lot of space one the only one available line
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Try to stand out from the pack:
"Working in a fully agile environment developing Saas with an official microsoft certification using javascript on android."
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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And a partridge in a pear tree!
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 Please an Explanation for non natives? Thank you in advance.
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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It's a Christmas song[^]!
Quote: On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
12 Drummers Drumming
11 Pipers Piping
10 Lords a Leaping
9 Ladies Dancing
8 Maids a Milking
7 Swans a Swimming
6 Geese a Laying
5 Golden Rings
4 Calling Birds
3 French Hens
2 Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree
Any numbered list is likely to be compared to it (and not always at Christmas!)
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Of those, only 4 and 5 are skills.
The rest just make it look like you're trying to bulk up the page in lieu of actual experience.
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I don't think JS counts as "skill" - "curse" maybe. 
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Exactly, Javascript is not a skill. It's something you survive through. 
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