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"Update the Force, Luke" - Adobe Wan Kenobi.
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"Help me, Adobe. You're my only hope!"
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Obi Wan Coyote? Oldie Van Moldie?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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"While you're updating, here's some totally unrelated crap we'd like to install on your computer.
These offers are easily un-ticked, but they will soon be back, and in greater numbers."
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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And each successive update increments a counter variable which is the number of seconds we wait to open a 1 page PDF.
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..if Adobe where to play in that universe, they'd be sith-lords.
The Flash player even claims there are updates it needs to download before I connect to the internet. Must be telepathic software. ..and there's another installer suggesting to install the Ask toolbar 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: if Adobe where to play in that universe, they'd be sloth-lords.
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That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
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⌂£ҦҧⱢ˾£⌂ (8)
The third and fourth should be treated as different characters, not upper and lower case of the same. I don't like the 6th character, what I had intended didn't display as I expected.
Clue 1. I was
Clue 2, A certain Hungarian likes to give the impression he is.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
modified 14-Dec-15 7:14am.
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GNASHING?
As in your teeth with frustration?
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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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That's a relief.
I really didn't want 8B! 
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2B 1W
I guess the two words would often be associated.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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2B 1W
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Another try: DERANGED
[EDIT]
That can't be the solution assuming DE - ED matches because the 'A' is at the same position as my last guess.
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It would have been 2B 3W, and another good word.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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DESIGNED ??
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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2B 1W
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: A certain Hungarian likes to give the impression he is.
SOBER is only five letters...
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I never had the impression that Nagy is ever sober (or pretend to be)...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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He tries to look sober quite often: When he applies for jobs, gets stopped by the police, ... 
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OriginalGriff wrote: quite often...gets stopped by the police
?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You don't have breathalysers in Israel? 
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