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Sander Rossel wrote: My work commute is five to ten minutes and it can already piss me off
Depending on where you work, yes, five minutes can be a rather long time. Works even better if they are building in the area with all kinds of weird detours and fences.
Sander Rossel wrote: Because you misbehaved so badly you're not welcome without supervision anymore?
I did let of some steam, Utrecht is a great place to do so 
The coworker is a real fan of the group; I simply enjoy their music from time to time. Would feel a bit unfair to go again without the rest.
Sander Rossel wrote: Sounds like a plan! 
Aight, 2016, CodeProject meetup somewhere in the Netherlands 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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There was me thinking you meant the musical.
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Nah, that would be a waste of talent! 
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There's two kind of people in the world.
Those that click the like/dislike button.
Those that do something worthy of clicking the like/dislike button.
Reputation is built as the result of being a doer, not as a result of whether I like or dislike what you do.
Marc
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Don't do social media, it really is that simple. If you do, then don't come crying to me because someone doesn't like you, and you got your feelings hurt.
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Quote: The operator of the Kuala Lumpur International Airport in Sepang, Malaysia is looking for the owner of three Boeing 747-200F that have been left on its tarmac. The airport had put an advertisement in a local newspaper after failing to trace the owner of the three commercial planes.
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Why do I feel that we haven't heard the last of these planes. If you think about it, it really shouldn't be news, but it is.
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Where did I put my planes? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Have you looked in the pockets of your other trousers? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Is one numbered MH-370?
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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If they've been there a while, perhaps they should check if there are any hungry passengers aboard?
After all, if one leaves a plane laying around, what's to think it would be an empty plane?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Oh, Ada Lovelace.
I knew that name rang bells... 
(But not SFW ones: do not google Linda)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I keep trying to find Linda, but all I can find is Mark Felt[^].
Go on, you know you want to click it! The link is perfectly safe. It doesn't even feature Nick Cage or anything!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
modified 8-Dec-15 13:22pm.
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..it might have started out as women's work. One of the most famous people to work "as" a computer (opposed to operating one) was Ms. Swan Leave-it[^]
--edit; fixed link
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
modified 8-Dec-15 21:29pm.
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Bad link?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Yup. Some magic happens when pasting the link 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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These facts are clearly wrong! The first integrated circuit, the first computer and computer programming were all invented by Al Gore! 
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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I'm not going to shovel my own grave 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Quote: I'm not going to shovel dig my own grave
FTFY - just to help with your otherwise excellent English.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Thank you very much for this, this helps me really a lot. My "otherwhise excellent" English is a mixture between google and instinct/feeling 
Yep "shovel" also surprised me but I thought Google does know it better .
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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