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Oops!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Nicholas Smith, the actor who played store manager Mr Rumbold in the BBC sitcom Are You Being Served?, has died aged 81.
The last of the original cast.
veni bibi saltavi
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Indeed, pussy was the first thought that came to my mind when I read the sad post.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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So... is no one being served?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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RIP Big Ears.
/ravi
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He was also the vicar in Curse of the Were Rabbit[^]
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
The last of the original cast.
Not entirely true. I believe Stephanie Gathercole (now Reeve) who played Mr. Rumbold's secretary yet lives.
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Sad day - I miss that show.
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
-- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian
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Pblm
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Run out of roe...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You ran out of Rules of Engagement?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Run out of roe...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Sltn = 42
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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If you're so clever, you tell us what color it should be!
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Got to be blue cause it smells better.
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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no, yellooooooooooooooooooooooooow!
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if(Pblm > 10)
{
human.cancleAction();
}
else
{
human.cancleAction();
}
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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surprisingly, it is working on my machine.
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Try turning it off and on again.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Whsky Tng Fxtrt
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Brain damage...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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