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They'd just think you *REALLY* liked Morecambe and Wise and love singing their theme song...
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Yodeling.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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.-- .... .- - | .- -... --- ..- - | -- --- .-. ... . | -.-. --- -.. . ..--..
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-- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . / .. ... / .- .-.. -- --- ... - / .- / -.. . .- -.. / .- .-. -
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-.. . -.. . | -.. .- .- | .--. .- ..- ... . | -.. . -.. . | -.. . -.. . -.. . | .--. .- ..- ... . | -.. . -.. . -.. .- .- -.. . | -.. . -.. . -.. .- .- | -.. .- .- -.. .
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Quote: .- --. .-. . . -.. / .. - / .. ... / ..-. ..- -.
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... -- .. .-.. . -.-- ..-. .- -.-. .
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I imagine that while a one digit or two digit communication(I am not talking about binary here) method may be the standard manner in which experts would like to communicate to 'management', they are perhaps looking for something beyond this.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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The force ?
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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ppolymorphe wrote: Brute force!
FTFY
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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You mean stabbing people in the back?
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Or wrestling them to the ground 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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This force id much more common. 
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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Some people are bad at non-verbal and non-written; in particular the eye contact part*.
* especially with the opposite gender 
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As opposed to BrainF**k
I never finish anyth
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My name is C-3PO, I am a protocol droid and fluent in "over six million forms of communication"
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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I'm not sure that would be a great opening line should I get an interview.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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They want someone with excellent communications skills 
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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Ties. Apparently they have meaning. It's Serious Business for many manager-type people, the only type of people that have time to worry about tie-astrology.
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I would turn down a job offer if they required me to wear a tie every day.
Pointless bloody disease ridden strips of cloth.
Only purpose to they serve is to remind you of meals you once had.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: Pointless bloody disease ridden strips of cloth.
You're probably tying the knot too tight.
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OT - What is Cosham like? I know it's down your way so I thought I'd ask you.
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To live, work or visit?
Small 1 High street Town. Just off Portsea Island but probably still classed as Portsmouth by most. Reasonably nice area/houses in East Cosham, slums in West Cosham (Paulsgrove) where they had the Paedophille riots 10 years back.
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Maybe work and if it looks good then move towards the area. I've looked and rightmove and, compared to Woking, property is very cheap, maybe as much as half what we'd pay here!
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