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I was attacked by a woman in an elevator...
I was in the elevator when she got in.
I was casually staring at her boobs when she said,
“Would you please press one?”
So I did... and I don't remember much afterwards.
I already have my coat on... 
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 BTW each time I read BJOTD I first expand it in another way 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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I was just thinking the same thing 
I never finish anyth
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Same here, but in my case "D" is for decade, not day.
Or so it seems.
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den2k88 wrote: BTW each time I read BJOTD I first expand it in another way
Is that a double double entendre?
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What other way 
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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"Bad Joke" OTD, of course! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Okaaaaaaaaaaaaay... 
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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You serious? Think about it... BJ. What do people call a BJ?
Jeremy Falcon
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OJ's younger brother?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Bacon Jelly?
Beef Jerky?
Big Jerry?
Billy Jean?
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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You and me too bro. 
Jeremy Falcon
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Once I had sex with a really fat and ugly girl in an elevator.
It was wrong on so many levels.
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Get your coat but that was great!
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Maaam, can I now press the other one please? 
-- LogWizard Meet the Log Viewer that makes monitoring log files a joy!
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Did you hear there's a new range of cosmetics coming out specifically for horses. The ad tagline is ready: "Maybe she's barn with it. Maybe it's Neighbelline"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: cosmetics coming out specifically for horses.
Sarah Jessica Parker is the model they hired for this. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
modified 13-Nov-15 11:03am.
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She sure was a homely bridle...
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dexterama wrote: She sure was a homely bridle
You hit it right on the nose.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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You need to visit www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com!
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That was a fun game. Trying to guess which of the 2 pictures was her. I only got 2 out of 10 right. 
OK, I apologize. Way too harsh. I'm sure she's a nice lady.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Will it catch on among cheap horse too?
Life is too shor
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I heard Mr. Ed was behind it all.
Jeremy Falcon
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I see they produce haylashes make-up.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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Quit reining on their parade.
/ravi
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