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Stake holders wanted some new code written and want to know how much it will cost.

I asked them if they want to include planning and design in the "cost" of the project.

They say they need to know how much development will cost.

I tell them that I need a set of requirements in order to estimate how long it will take, but that I don't do the cost thing.

They don't want to establish a set of requirements until they know how much it's going to cost them.

We've gone back and forth on this a few times now.

Out of frustration, I want to say "a beeeelion dollars", but I'm truly concerned that they'll cancel the project due to the exorbitant cost.

I'm afraid their pointy little heads will explode once we get into the time vs feature list trade-off phase of the design process.

This is the world of DoD project management.

I'm about to get all outlaw programmer on their collective asses.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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