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Sander Rossel11-Nov-15 0:03

11-Nov-15 0:03

Sounds good!
Can you hand them to me trough the monitor? Laugh | :laugh:

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Mark Parity11-Nov-15 1:18

Mark Parity

11-Nov-15 1:18

I will Teleport them, what are your coordinates? I assume you have a Teleporter pad there too? Big Grin | :-D

Amarnath S10-Nov-15 22:09

Amarnath S

10-Nov-15 22:09

On the positive side, the mind will be fully into coding, ...

... without any part of it being 'distracted' by the music Smile | :)

Sander Rossel11-Nov-15 0:03

11-Nov-15 0:03

I'm actually very distracted by the not having any music on... Unsure | :~

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GStrad11-Nov-15 0:25

GStrad

11-Nov-15 0:25

IF you don't have earbuds in, people will think they can just turn up and talk to you. Interruption city!

CDP180210-Nov-15 22:14

CDP1802

10-Nov-15 22:14

Then you must sing yourself. Smile | :)

Lay out a hat. Perhaps someone drops some change (for charity or to make you stop).

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here

This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.

"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."

If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

Sander Rossel11-Nov-15 0:05

11-Nov-15 0:05

Bad idea.
I REALLY can't sing... Unsure | :~

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CDP180211-Nov-15 0:59

CDP1802

11-Nov-15 0:59

Great. You can earn a lot of money when you let yorself get paid for stopping. Just think how much you can ask for when you offer them never to sing again in the office.

908236511-Nov-15 2:19

9082365

11-Nov-15 2:19

Are you unable to 'play' music in your head? I did that for all of my examinations (which I aced, if I do say so myself) and often now prefer it to damaging my hearing! Of course, you have to have a memory for tunes. Nothing worse than an earworm that gets stuck on the second line!

Sander Rossel11-Nov-15 5:56

11-Nov-15 5:56

Earbuds damage hearing?
And good as your point may be I still prefer earbuds over playing music in my head... Unsure | :~

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908236511-Nov-15 6:42

9082365

11-Nov-15 6:42

Anything which pumps sound (ie pressure waves) directly into your eardrum can damage hearing if the volume is up and the usage is sustained.

Indivara10-Nov-15 23:36

Indivara

10-Nov-15 23:36

Just listen to your radio. Didn't they tell you that you're allowed to listen to your radio if it's at a reasonable volume? Smile | :)

Sander Rossel11-Nov-15 0:04

11-Nov-15 0:04

Nope.
There isn't any radio here at the office.
Some people have earbuds, but most don't listen to music.
I don't know how they manage...
It's killing me Dead | X|

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Simon_Whale10-Nov-15 23:53

Simon_Whale

10-Nov-15 23:53

This is the reason why I have a pair permanently attached to my desktop at work Smile | :)

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Help end the violence EAT BACON

Sander Rossel11-Nov-15 0:05

11-Nov-15 0:05

Yeah, I'll order a pair when I get home.
This must not happen again... Dead | X|

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dandy7211-Nov-15 2:02

dandy72

11-Nov-15 2:02

If that's your "worst case scenario" for anything, I envy you.

But then, I'm the guy who prefers to code in total silence.

Coder epitaphs

OriginalGriff10-Nov-15 20:48

OriginalGriff

10-Nov-15 20:48

Commit strip: It's a little morbid, but...http://www.commitstrip.com/en/2015/11/10/coder-epitaphs/[^]

Tell me you aren't tempted by some of that? Laugh | :laugh:

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter10-Nov-15 21:18

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

10-Nov-15 21:18

I'm more for a infinite loop...

Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

Jörgen Andersson10-Nov-15 22:14

Jörgen Andersson

10-Nov-15 22:14

With different instances inherited from the animal class?

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

RossMW10-Nov-15 21:46

RossMW

10-Nov-15 21:46

While(me.heart.beating)
{
Console.WriteLine("Still going!");
}
Application.End;

Garth J Lancaster10-Nov-15 21:47

Garth J Lancaster

10-Nov-15 21:47

morbid ? nah ....

hmmm, trying to think of one for me now .. how about

function isGarthAlive()
{
    return !2b;
    // or maybe 0xDEADBEEF !
}

Pete O'Hanlon10-Nov-15 21:50

Pete O'Hanlon

10-Nov-15 21:50

I have to admit that the PING one made me laugh out loud.

Daniel Pfeffer10-Nov-15 22:02

Daniel Pfeffer

10-Nov-15 22:02

None of them beat The Last Bug[^]

He died at the console,
Of hunger and thirst.
Next day he was buried,
Face down, nine-edge first.

RIP, card readers Cry | :((

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.

--Winston Churchill

CDP180210-Nov-15 22:06

CDP1802

10-Nov-15 22:06

10 CommitSin()
20 GOTO Hell
30 END