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Steve Jobs once told us they'd made their buttons look so good you'd want to lick them.
It seems that Microsoft is now instructing people to do so.
As if touch screens weren't gross enough already...
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Just got in to work!
Well-known spirit? (8)
Nice and easy for a Monday...
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FAMILIAR
Well-known FAMILIAR
spirit? FAMILIAR - A demon that accompanied a witch, often masquerading as an animal such as a cat.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Thank goodness!
I almost had to use my emergency clue today - couldn't figure out a good one even though I had all weekend...!
Anyway, well done. You're up!
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Sometimes, it just is, OK!
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Obviously. 
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No, it's on Texas schedule today (i.e. late!).
It's there now - go for it!
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Yes. The answer was 42...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Hi All,
I recieved a text last night from an Agent asking what time was best to call me today for a role, I told 'him' a time and ensured all was correct and quite for the call. No Call so it would seem this agent was using the old bait the line and for the client 'see I have this many'. To quote Lee Harvey Oswold 'I am a Patsy!'...walks off muttering about agents
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glennPattonBackInThePUB wrote: what tie was best to call me today
I did not know, we need a dress code to call you. Is Business casual is enough to call you or you expect something more conservative
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Yeah all right, spelt that wrong I meant Time over flowing with bile!
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Perhaps he works for the Empire.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I am more of the Storm Trooper who bangs his head!
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I wonder how long the guy who played the stormtrooper had to hear about that one.
Still, Tie pilots[^] look more intimidating. Too bad the dirty rebels don't get to see them much when they are at work.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Yeah, the black armour made them look mean! (also like the Family Guy 'Blue Harvest' Tie fighter joke) Still I wonder if you could transfer between Storm Trooper, Biker Scout, AT-AT driver... I mean you start out on your feet and promoted up the ranks till your driving a walking block of flats...
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Yes it is possible, it happened. Also TIE pilots may look more intimidating but that's a pathetic excuse for their crafts not having their own life support systems, so they had to rely on pressurized suits. They didn't even have a Hyperdrive...
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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Or anything to aim with, either... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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They are all graduates from the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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"Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise" --- Obi Wan Kenobi
Yeah, right, Yedi Master... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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He was just being diplomatic and told the truth from a certain perspective, as always. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are SO precise.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Quote: it happened
Hmmm, I am a fan but you really need to talk to someone! 
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Look at the Tie Defender I posted a link to somewhere above. 
Did You ever play Tie Fighter. In the last missions you get the Tie defender, but the standard Tie is still great. Two fast ion engines and two lasers with a seat. What do you need more?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Quote: Did You ever play Tie Fighter.
Yup! back in early days of PC ownership it was the game that made me bye a Joystick
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Once read a Star wars book about the AT-AT driver who pointed out a possibly critical design flaw of the AT-AT prototype. He found himself quickly transfered to his new post. With the stormtroopers, who were not be happy to be called 'foot soldiers'.
At my first employer we had some meaner names for the infantery, like mudskippers or moles. And they always stink like moist soil.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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