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Oh, I didn't anticipate that to be correct. Sorry for spoiling the fun. 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Balloons
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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You're so good at making these up that I am not sure I want to answer them anymore. This is entrtaining.
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707 thanks!
I made this one easy as I don't think I will have time to do one.
Wanted to do double letters as using the same letter more than once makes 'em easier to solve (I think, anyway!)
And I remembered that Balloon was one of only a few words that have consecutive doubles..
The rest is the slog of looking through the characters to find something suitable.
I couldn't find one I thought looked enough like a bursting balloon though 
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Stop the suicides or I swear I will shoot him.
Which movie?
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I refuse to answer due to the complete ugliness of the story. I've read better toilet paper.
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ya... you do  ... but we have plenty of guards...  
DVL
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True story
#region(start signature)
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
#endregion
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Dignitas: My Swiss Holiday
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Anyone going to an Adam Sandler movie.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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reading the thread below on scams, I wondered if any of you chaps (and chapesses) have ever been the recipient (or cipient) of a random Act of Kindness?
My 'philosophy' is that I don't give to any cause (charitable, begging, etc.) that asks for it (so please stop phoning me, Guide Dogs for the Blind!) but I do support various charities, ad try once in a while to perform RAKs.
Usually little things - like paying for someone's coffee, or (when I'm flush!) petrol. Sometimes buying a coffee for a homeless person (less so now, as I live in a posh place where there are far fewer visible homeless chaps)
There used to be a mum & 2 small kids that begged in a tube station near where I worked - who got picked up by Dad on his way past in his Mercedes each day. They earned more than I did.
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Maxxx wrote: have ever been the recipient (or cipient) of a random Act of Kindness?
Yes, every day the ex doesn't call me is a RAK.
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: Yes, every day the ex doesn't call me is a RAK.
She's too good for this world 
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Marc, we already told you that you cannot provoke kindness by changing your phone number every other day and camouflaging your house.
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ROFL! Only if she acted a bit more kindly and just stopped by your house instead of calling...
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Not sure if this counts but once I was walking down a street in our capital city of Ljubljana and this random guy starts talking to me. He just joined me and asked me where the court was and I thought, ok he just wants directions.
But he just started talking to me as to why he has to go to court. And I saw he needed to vent - he was pretty pissed off, at first I was a bit scared, but then I listened to him and you know try to be neutral as I only heard his side, but not discourage him either.
So we ended up talking for about 20 - 30 minutes. He seemed a bit better, even if still rather pissed about his situation.
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I have done them, but I'm not going to list them. They were done to help the recipient, not to make me feel good about myself, or to show how "kind" I am.
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That, and we also have a bad reputation to lose. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Like that time you helped a young Jedi get his X-Wing fighter out of the swamp? 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I think you should be very proud of your humility!
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But **doesn't** it make you feel good about yourself? it does me!
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Actually no. It depresses me that I didn't do more.
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I don't give money, but I give of my time by being involved, which is - to my eyes - highly valuable, especially since lots of time is involved.
Of course, money is needed, so if everybody would reason that way, it could not work either.
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Quote: My 'philosophy' is that I don't give to any cause (charitable, begging, etc.) that asks for it (so please stop phoning me, Guide Dogs for the Blind!) but I do support various charities, ad try once in a while to perform RAKs.
I basically do the same.
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