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We train dogs to fetch things like newspapers and mail.
Dead wood newspapers and mail are being killed by electronic messages over the internet.
The internet is full of cats.
I don't think this is a coincidence.
veni bibi saltavi
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Busy?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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as a dog with three di bones.
veni bibi saltavi
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All that daytime TV doesn't watch itself, you know! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I don't watch TV, there's no time. I found someone on the internet who is wrong!
veni bibi saltavi
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So speaks the man who knows who Jeremy Kyle is!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You mean, like this[^]?
Edit: Look how far it has gone now![^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
modified 16-Sep-15 8:56am.
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Quote: The internet is full of cats.
Thanks for pointing this out. Me missus is allergic to cats. This explains why she sneezes every time she opens a browser! 
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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But maybe also just because of too many open windows 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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I thought it would be a picture of a rock...
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It is merely an illusion (supported by some very clever feline PR!)
Google:
funny cat pictures, 44m hits
funny dog pictures, 48m hits
funny baby pictures, 89m hits
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Train your dog to fetch your email.
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It sounds like you're an amusing person, but looks like Europe is not genuine. The answer will be pleasing to your ears (7)
Sounds like you are funny, looks like the European Union is fake.
Disclaimer: not a proper clue
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
modified 16-Sep-15 7:09am.
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Your harmonies are sweet music to my ears.
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chriselst wrote: The answer will be pleasing to your ears
I can't fit "Justin Bieber's Death Rattle" into that number of letters but I'm willing to give it a go.
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I think Justin Bieber's Death Rattle would almost certainly fit the dictionary definition of the answer.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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euphony
putting people out of their misery, here!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Maxxx wrote: putting people out of their misery
By people you mean me.
Thank you very much, I can go to lunch now.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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enjoy your lunch!
Not such a bad clue, really! (I can say that, as I got it. If I hadn't I'd have whinged  )
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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And I thought It was "Whisper"
And I was like: "Yeah I know the answer, but I can't post the answer as I won't be able to set one for tomorrow." 
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O|-<]:
Clue 0: He's on a board. (6 characters)
modified 16-Sep-15 5:33am.
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Next time try to give "helpful" clues, something what _Maxxx_ does.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
modified 16-Sep-15 5:18am.
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Agent__007 wrote: "helpful"
Are you pointing towards the number of clues Maxxx gave yesterday in his post?
Well, you just wait and watch, how helpful my clues get with the passage of time 
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This would be a good one for Sep 21, 2015. Just delete the colon!
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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