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I also have no problem doing that.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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While accurate, possibly a little less "in your face" would be appreciated! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: a little less "in your face" would be appreciated!
I can agree with that. Here is a better picture[^] of the JavaScript language.
Life is too shor
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Sorry, but I had a really great week so far and JavaDung to thank for it.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I have no idea what I'm looking at 
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I've got a better one[^] too.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Nice, but I guess it's too much for the beginners to take at a time 
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Xaotiq wrote: To the guy who used 0 as a false - you are not welcome
If you say that after a complement, does it mean they are welcome?
Ok, I am outta here.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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I have a null response.
Marc
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Are we talking about a plane or a number here? 
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To those that understand the nothingness of the emptiness of emptinesses: everything, recursively.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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BillWoodruff wrote: the emptiness of emptinesses: everything, recursively.
A zero sum game? 
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You're pretty negative about it!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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..and thanks that zero is not null, nor NaN, nor void 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Best answer today. 
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It's unfortunate that all the rest of mankind live blissfully that all things begin with at least one of whatever but in Commuter Science zero is more than a viable quantity.
Still tripping up the unchurhed too btw.
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Ron Anders wrote: Commuter Science
In commuting zero is the standard:
- probability of finding a seat on a train
- probability of the train not being delayed
- probability of the train not stopping for several minutes in the middle of nothing and nowhere without explanations (possibly alien abductions  )
- probability of not encountering both a Niki Lauda emule and an elder-with-the-hat driving in your direction. The first one endangering everyone with nasty overtakes, the second one creating kilometers of queue by his own forces.
Geek code v 3.12 {
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
}
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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Still confused about empty and null, are we?
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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I'm working with Oracle, there's nothing to be confused about there. 
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I'm working with Oracle,
My condolences
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