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Every day has special things. The trick is to spot them, to recognise them, and to appreciate them for what they are.
This gets easier as you get older, as the first special thing you tend to notice then is "I'm not dead yet!" 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Quickly followed by failure to follow through and still dry.
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Those are also good signs! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I've been trying to teach some chickens to swim. Swim in very hot water. Hot water with onions, carrots, beans and pasta.
Okay, I made chicken soup. 
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Simple to do once you realize that "There is no road"
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Actually, in a better chicken world, the chickens, by natural selection (we are running over the slow ones, right?), will be able to stop the car (as will armadillos). 
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stoneyowl2 wrote: as will armadillos
Well, the armadillos are already bullet-proof.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Well, if they aren't by now, they will be. Most of the south west US seems to be selecting toward either faster armadillos, or better armor. I dread the day when fast armored armadillos crash through walls like rolling cannonballs. 
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stoneyowl2 wrote: Well, if they aren't by now, they will be.
They already are[^].
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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OriginalGriff wrote: Do you believe in a better world, where chickens can cross the road without having thier motives questioned?
Why would that make that world "better"?
[Edit] Oh, I see - if we no longer got these stupid jokes, indeed that would be a better world...ok, count me in.
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Howdy
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Howdy Pilgrim at Tinker Creek Indian Motorcyclomatic complexity J. Swan song sung blue morning blue daytime tv formason Dixon linotype safe programming language instruction the devil's in the detail of two city and the sun shines on the bay of bisKate Jackson Islands in the Stream of consciousness monster M.A.S.H. starring Alan Alter Boy Howdy
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Well, OK, I have to ask: WTE is this all about ? I see this post now and then, and still haven't figured out what it is.
Maybe that's part of the trip. Well, let's report it a abusive spam, just to be sure. 
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One word or phrase leads to the next; you could circle the standalone words/phrases, and they would intersect with the next ones.
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Mmhh... maybe with an exemple ? 
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Okay, here's today's:
Howdy Pilgrim at Tinker Creek Indian Motorcyclomatic complexity J. Swan song song blue morning blue daytime tv formason Dixon linotype safe programming language instruction the devil's in the detail of two city and the sun shines on the bay of bisKate Jackson Islands in the Stream of consciousness monster M.A.S.H. starring Alan Alter Boy Howdy
...which is, when broken down:
Howdy Pilgrim (John Wayne quote)
Pilgrim at Tinker Creek (famous book)
Creek Indian (Native American tribe)
Indian Motorcycle (etc. - you get the picture...)
Cyclomatic complexity
T. J. Swan
Swan song
Song song blue
Blue morning blue day
Daytime T.V.
V formation
Mason Dixon Line
Linotype
Type safe programming
Programming language
Language instruction
Shun the devil
The devil's in the details
Tale of two cities
City, and the sun shines on the bay
The Bay of Biscay
Kate Jackson
Jackson Island
Islands in the Stream
Stream of consciousness
[Loch] Ness monster
Monster Mash
M.A.S.H. starring Alan Alda
Alter Boy
Boy Howdy
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He posts this nonsense every day, and every day people go 'WTF'?? Yet he keeps doing it.
STOP RESPONDING AND HE'LL STOP POSTING!!
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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I post nonsense every day as well! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yes you do - but it makes sense, and no one is going 'whaaaat???'
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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No you don't.
OriginalGriff wrote: I post nonsense every day occasionally
There, that's much better.
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Just try it on and see how it feels: [^]
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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How Sweet! My very own "bite basket" (Beisskorb). Kurt Vonnegut would have loved it.
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Here[^]
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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I just imagined a scenario where a golden boy shall be made aware in his late 20s that he has an autistic bigger brother, and this brother would have the usual autistic super powers, and this old classic could be one of his favorite show, and ...
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... and all in typical British weather
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