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Quote: They'd be walking around in their pyjamas talking to themselves.
Damn I better quit doing that. 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Since I live next to the Post Office, we don't have mailboxes, we get free PO boxes. So, I guess I can walk into the Post Office wearing my robe without looking like a mental patient, but I wouldn't really try it. 
Marc
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I don't know as I would either. 😏
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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A few years back, a friend went out the back door in his bathrobe to feed the dogs. The door closed behind him and locked. Then, he heard his wife and children heading out the front door on the way to school and work. He tried to get their attention, to no avail.
As they started down the road, he threw his slipper at them in an attempt to alert them.. still nothing.
He didn't have a cell phone on him, so went to the neighbours house and asked to use her phone. He called his wife's work and left a message for her. The neighbour then informed him that her husband had left her and she was lonely.....
He decided to wait at home, in the cold (it was winter, so probably mid 30's F) for his wife.
She got the message and drove home, but couldn't stop laughing at him and still laughs about it when we mention it.
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I'm in trouble; we have a mail slot in our front door.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Write some code
public void SomeMethod()
{
Method1();
bool valid = Method2();
if (valid)
{
Method3();
Method4();
Method5();
Method6();
}
else
{
Method7();
List<string> values = Method8();
foreach(string value in values)
{
Method8(value);
}
}
}
It's been a good day
Derp: Hey, I need to add logic to your code, can I do some refactoring?
Me: Sure Derp, just check it in when you're done
Derp: *taps away* *checks in*
public void SomeMethod()
{
Method1();
bool valid = Method2();
if (valid)
{
Method3();
Method4();
Method5();
Method6();
}
else
{
Method7();
List<string> values = Method8();
foreach (string value in values)
{
Method8(value);
if(something) Method9();
}
}
}
Me:   
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Could be my boss, but wait no... there are some thousands returns missing for that
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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CTRL+K, CTRL+D, PUNCH+FACE
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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One of the best features in VS...
The K-D thing, not the face-punching... Though that would be a nice upgrade... Hmm.....
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I use CTRL E+D, the K is too far away!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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"Refactoring", you keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means... 
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Most om my collegues would have done:
public void SomeMethod()
{
Method1();
bool valid=Method2();
if (valid)
{
Method3();
Method4();
Method5();
Method6();
}
else
{
Method7();
List<string> values=Method8();
foreach(string value in values)
Method8(value);
}
}
public void SomeMethod2()
{
Method1();
bool valid=Method2();
if (valid)
{
Method3();
Method4();
Method5();
Method6();
}
else
{
Method7();
List<string> values=Method8();
foreach(string value in values)
Method8(value);
}
}
They don't care sh*t about organizing the code in logical readable blocks (the missing line feed between method bodies irritates me the most!), and how they manage to NOT have the code formatted with spaces, I can't begin to imagine, because my VS editor fixes that automatically when you terminate the statement with ";"
Like: MyMethod(0,1,2,3,4,5,6); instead of MyMethod(0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6);
I hate having to reformat other peoples code because they are too lazy, but my OCD requires it! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Lunatic male with power following me - helped create the hydrogen bomb. (6)
Clue 1: The early history of computing
Clue 2: Strangely, I'm a can
modified 26-Aug-15 7:06am.
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Atomic?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Nope - but if this were mastermind you'd get one black peg and two white pegs.
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malice - grr, nasty - nasty people created the bomb
amelic - limbless - the desire to seperate people from their limbs created the bomb
maleic - some sort of chemical thing - seems to be used in engineering and sweeteners, perhaps makes part of the bomb
All made by power C following me I and a lunatic (anagram*) MALE
OK, I'm stuck.
*except the last one cos I don't think that male counts as an anagram of male
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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No anagram of male involved...
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Just worked that out after reviewing the rules of mastermind
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Is it "Fusion", can't justify it though..
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Not fusion, no.
(If it were mastermind, Fusion scores two white pegs)
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I think I have the answer now but still I have no idea what's with the "mastermind" and "two white pegs". 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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That's not part of the clue. It means you have two letters right but in the wrong places.
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Agent__007 wrote: I have no idea what's with the "mastermind" and "two white pegs"
Mastermind[^]
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Ah, that explains it. 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: (If it were mastermind, Fusion scores two white pegs)
Shouldn't that be one black, one white?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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