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What they don't mention is that nearly none of your programs would run on it, since none would be allowed to access anything!
Wait! I could have done the same without any fuss whatsoever ... let me just ... there! Turned it off! Hack that you elephants!
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Quote: Morphisec is currently developing a Windows version that’s basically impossible to hack
Quote: Microsoft isn’t yet involved in the project
Did they steal the source code? 
Quote: [...] says that internal testing showed that it can block 100 percent of the attacks
Including social engineering?
Quote: Basically, this operating can block any zero-day attack, the founder says, thanks to the operating system randomizing all memory, which means that the hacker cannot target the computer memory and compromise the data stored on the drives.
Because we all know that buffer overflow exploits are the only possible attack vector, right? ...And I'm not sure how randomizing memory is related to data stored on the drives 
Good laugh anyway 
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"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."
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They took the same model as in nuclear plants which are fail safe as everyone knows 
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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The maker of Windows and Office has revised its bug-hunting schemes with improved rewards, bonuses and the addition of new valid programs. "I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride. I'm wanted dead or alive"
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Nice Bon Jovi quote. I love that song.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Web browsers and HTML5 technologies bring their own weaknesses to the world of Internet apps. "Then the second little pig built himself a house of sticks."
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3 of 4 items in his list were around before HTML 5:
Cross-site scripting, where intruders can steal information from a session in the browser
SQL injection, where a malicious query is used to extract information from a database in the browser
Cross-site request forgeries, where a user token is taken over to impersonate a user on the Web
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When have inconvenient facts ever gotten in the way of FUD?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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It the "we got paid $'s to write this article by Adobe" article.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Microsoft is making an early version of its 'Project Islandwood' bridge for bringing iOS apps to the Windows 10 Store available on GitHub under an open-source license. Now you've got two problems?
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Sweet. You can write an application with a random mix of Objective c and c++/CX code. That's going to be fun to maintain!
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The Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) today released Privacy Badger 1.0, a browser extension that blocks some of the sneakiest trackers that try to spy on your Web browsing habits. "Out in the woods, up to no good I wanna make friends with the badger"
Yes, I know, "Badger badger badger, mushroom, mushroom", repeat. Not going there. Wait, didn't I just? Gah. Happy today.
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Those of us in the UK will know that naming a project after badger's may draw unwarranted culling associations.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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If you’re a mobile developer and you’re not doing e-commerce, you’re doing it wrong... and other findings from a new survey. Step 1: charge
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Great article! Helps to put things into perspective. Further, it's great seeing what options are succeeding.
"Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul."
-Douglas MacArthur
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The growing interest in container technology has been mirrored by a jump in job openings for IT professionals with Docker expertise. Docker? Yeah... I'm all over that. Sure. 10 years experience. Yup.
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I used to wear Dockers, but I have since switched to a brand that offers elasticized waistbands.
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The kind with the crinkly section on the sides that makes it obvious, or the style that hides it by having the elastic adjust how wide the pocket openings are?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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My great grand dad used to be a docker in Liverpool. I though dock workers were on the decline.
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I have the vernacular (and social skills) of a docker - does that count?
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As long as you don't have the venereal diseases of a docker you're fine.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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At long last, Microsoft has released Team Foundation Server 2015. This version of Microsoft’s ALM collaboration platform packs a breadth of new features and capabilities, from a build system overhaul, the new Team Project Rename feature and Continuous Delivery capabilities in the Azure build pipeline, to Git and extensibility improvements, and revamped agile project management.
About damn time.
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So says Jennifer Granick, Director of Civil Liberties at the Stanford Center for Internet and Society, who gave the keynote address at the (somewhat infamous) Black Hat security conference today. "The end of our elaborate plans. The end of everything that stands"
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