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Johnny J.23-Jul-15 22:02
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No, that is not the beginning of a joke, it's merely a strong urge on my part. Mad | :mad:

I just had my car at the mechanics to change the tyres (which was definitely needed). When they bring my car back out, I notice straight away that the handle on the drivers door is completely damaged (which it most certainly wasn't when I left the car there).

What do the sunshines say? "No, we didn't do that, you must have hit something on the way here..."

Yeah, like I wouldn't have noticed that, just like I didn't noticed the damage before despite having entered and exited the car twice before today (last time when I left the car with them).

The most elephanting part of it all is that now it's word against word and nothing I say can or will pursuade them to take any responsibility. I even have my wife as witness. I drove her to work this morning, and she can testify that the damage was not there before.

My guess is that the mechanic did the damage, knows about it very well, but is afraid to admit it to his boss... Dead | X|

So now I'm on my way to Sears to buy a crowbar (that IS an old joke[^])

And people wonder why mechanics have such a bad reputation... D'Oh! | :doh:

RANT OVER!!!
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