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I'm just finished vacuum sealing pre-cut Bacon for the freezer (I buy it in 3 packs of 16 rashers per pack, and freeze it in bags of three rashers each - just enough for a Bacon Buttie).
So, I premade 7 bags from the roll of vacuum plastic, and sealed a pair of center "seams" turning each into a pair of narrower bags, just right for the Bacon. 14 individual bags, right? (The other 6 rashers will be for Bacon Butties for lunch)
Bag up the meat, check the remainder - nine rashers. Double check the bags: three rashers per, all the same weight to within 5 grams.
So: Free Bacon! The very, very best kind! And just enough for a buttie one morning next week... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Thank you.
By heck, it's quiet here today...
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Quote: By heck, it's quiet here today...
Make some noise 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Well, I'm not going to start singing. People run away when I sing. 
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Same happens to me I was drummer/singer in a band. Still I'm asking me, why People ran away...was it the drumming, the singing or both? 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Depends. What were you hitting with the sticks?
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silence 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Lightly crisped and awaiting consumption?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Most probably already consumed 
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Don't you just love subtle curves?
It took me days to work that out when I first saw it 
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because the workers always strike when the iron's hot.
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...and blacksmiths always have an axe to grind.
/ravi
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Why, according to Johnny Rivers, can Nan never become a spy?
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Because NaN is Not A Number.
Quote: They've given you a number and taken away your name
I had this song on at the time I posted this.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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You win the prize - all the unused leap seconds in the world!!! Don't use them all in one place, timebags!
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Heh. I was actually messing with iTunes Radio on my iPad and that song came on. I had heard it before, and I actually like it. I have also seen the show the song was written for. Quite a good show. It's been a while though. I should go back and watch some episodes again.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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It was my favorite song when it was popular (when I was a baby goat), and I loved the show, too.
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Why shouldn't you name your daughter Nan?
Because she'll never get service at the deli.
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Dear Old Granddad
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Dear old Granddad Zeb, John, John-boy, Jason, Ben, James Robert E. Leland Stanford Marching Band of Brothers in Arms around you don't send me Flowers for Algernonpareil of Man Ray Guy Lombardo a Deer, a female dear Old Granddad
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Adjust the dial on the left that is labeled: "frequency."
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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WTF?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I've just realised that a phrase I have been using all my life* - "Cast in stone" - doesn't make any sense at all. There are many ways to work with stone, but the amount of heat needed really prohibits casting it.
*ish
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The phrase I have always known is "Set in Stone". This indicates that, usually a rule of some sort, has been engraved on a stone - a bit like the 15 commandments.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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