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Is your missus a goer, eh?
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Auric Goldfinger wrote: and something for the missus - Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink. Say no more
a code project tray for carrying in the sandwiches and beer while you are up late coding at night?
I have changed my suggestion based on Argonia's[^] post below. I'm not very good with blood especially when it is my own 
I think a nice box of Bob shaped chocolates would be just right.
[edit - post changed based on valuing my body parts all being within a relatively close distance to each other and Argonia's post below...]
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
modified 14-Jul-15 8:29am.
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GuyThiebaut wrote: a code project tray for carrying in the sandwiches and beer while you are up late coding at night?
Now that would be nice to have.
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GuyThiebaut wrote: carrying in the sandwiches and beer
Real coders want pizza, Doritos, coffee, and beer (or possibly whisky) 
You are looking for the Ballmer Peak[^] here...
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I prefer the Vilmos Plateau, once you get there you keep the level topped up for however long it takes*.
* 30 years give or take a hangover
veni bibi saltavi
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OriginalGriff wrote: Real coders want pizza, Doritos, coffee, and beer (or possibly whisky)
You forgot the GIN and bacon! And here is the place to mention chocolate. You really don't want to see an angry female developer on chocolate abstinence. Its not pretty and all that blood is hard to clean up. They still haven't found the bodies.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Nah, computers and bacon butties don't mix - the fat messes up the hardware. Eat the butties in the kitchen, and then come back to the work!
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With enough practice and washable keyboards you can master the complex art of infront-monitor eating. Basically you can eat and drink everything!
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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I would like to see a Code Project liquor line... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Now you mention it, there was a plan but it went slightly wrong.
You see, Chris ordered a case each of various gins, whiskeys, vodkas and rums, and asked me to test them to find which ones would be most suitable for Codeproject ![Green Alien | [Alien]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/alien.gif) branding. Well I tested them all, repeatedly, but I seem to have forgotten what my conclusions were. I offered to redo the tests, but Chris isn't willing to sell his other kidney to finance the project.
veni bibi saltavi
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The soviet line on a baby sitter (10)
Good Luck
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Due to a request fron our friends in the U.S. on yesterday CCC I'll leave it going while I go bed and will respond in the morning, however when you work it out it will suddenly be obvious ( I hope)
As for a hint and question before I go to bed for some 
Who or what do you use as your baby sitter?
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RossMW wrote: Who or what do you use as your baby sitter?
Teenaged brat charging a fortune to drink my tea and eat my biscuits?
Rosalyn?
veni bibi saltavi
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Television
Anagram of Soviet Line.
Television - Babysitter
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Well done. Guess what you will be doing tomorrow
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Knocking one out?
Great clue by the way.
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Poor baby...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Doesn't that tend to squash them?
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Movie Quote Of The Day
That's a meaningless gesture. Why hold onto someone you must let go?
Which movie?
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Commando.
Guess the scene!
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Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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You know Sully when I said I would kill you last? I lied.
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Ah I love some good old movies culture 
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Those movies are great to let of some steam (Bennet). 
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I must resist.. no.. I must not... I must resist..
Noooooooooooooooooooo!
Cue the music:
The snow glows white on the mountain tonight
Not a footprint to be seen
A kingdom of isolation,
And it looks like I'm the queen.
The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried!
Don't let them in, don't let them see
Be the good girl you always have to be
Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know
Well, now they know!
Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn away and slam the door!
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“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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