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VAX/VMS... I miss those days...
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That's what I used at university - there was a certain beauty to them.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
modified 14-Jul-15 3:42am.
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Have you tried turning t off and on again?
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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It just works. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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Do you mean 'it only just works'?
I may not last forever but the mess I leave behind certainly will.
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Chris Maunder wrote: ou need to connect to the AppStore
This kind of thing is driving me crazy...
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At least you don't need iTunes 
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St Norton Ghost fools even the hardiest of the OS. Or Clonezilla if you feel more like it, it's almost the same.
Geek code v 3.12 {
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
}
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Haven't you guys discovered 12 Bore Shotguns yet?
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Double confusing of this story is that OS X just a clone of UNIX - the system where EVERYTHING can be fixed unless your drive is dead! Let's say thanks to all gays in Apple who "thinks different" - they made normal OS absolutely unrecoverable by normal user.
I have one useless hope - apple customers STUDY AT LAST(!) that Apple is not a company to buy products from. Just forget 'em. And never moan if you did.
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so true!
They look gentle like the wolf in the fable
Gordon
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For treating you, CP's very own Chris Maunder, with such foul intent, I propose we at CP band together and exterminate the iKingdom forthwith.
We can do it - and the world would be for this -
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I won't feed the fanboys, but I FEEL YOUR PAIN.
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Thanks mate.
Perseverance won. I have it beat.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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$200,000 in Cash Fell Out of a Tree in Germany[^]
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors.” Such “supervisors” deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun /xml>
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Ja, das ist mein Geld.
Was? Und der Crack?
Nein, nein, nein. Das ist nicht mein Geld.
Meine Schuld.
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Is that a joke?
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors.” Such “supervisors” deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun /xml>
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I thought it was chuckle-worthy
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I know I'm really dumb in understanding native English speakers, but not being able to recognize a single word is a novelty.
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If they are wearing red, shout "United!", if they are wearing light blue, shout "City!" and then buy them a pint of bitter. You'll be fine. 
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No, he should do it the other way round
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Having the Manchester United scored 7-1 in match against the AS Roma, I'm more inclined to shout: "City!" all the times.
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If it's any consolation I have the same problem with the whole of Yorkshire.
I always end up just offering up a handful of change, and letting the bar staff take what they need...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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