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And why would you share this with us?! It's almost lunch time here and now I feel an urge to vomit... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Well so do I! That was the whole point! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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yesterday! I had a second BSOD in as many days from what I suspected to be overheating. (It was bloody hot last week).
I took my desktop from under my desk only to be greated by flakes of dust the size of my sweater. They were blocking the rasters. Took it outside and cleaned it out a little risking a severe case of pneumoconiosis[^].
Anyway, I'm hoping the machine will refrain in throwing BSOD's at me. 
modified 9-Jul-15 1:55am.
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Link fail.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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link fixed ...
sorry about that.
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I remember some 30 years ago, taking all the keys off the keyboard to clean it and then looking at this nice jumble of keys, the locations* for which I just wasn't sure.
* It was my first job, the main QWERTY set was easy, it was dozens of extra keys you used to get on terminals that had me flummoxed.
veni bibi saltavi
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Yeah, I've done that as well!
Ended up nicking someone else's keyboard while they were at lunch to use as a pattern... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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long time ago, I asked a previous colleague of mine how his weekend was and he said : "busy".
He wanted to clean his keyboard and took out all the keys, but was smart enough to order them neatly on his desk. And then the cat jump on his desk ... 
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I was just thinking of getting a new keyboard at work. Mine has a sticky shift key and they are so cheap.
Love me trackball but I can only get the wireless one in the model I like. I clean it about once a week.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Corporal Agarn wrote: I clean it about once a week.
Inside, or just under the ball?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: When was the last time you cleaned your input devices?
I cleaned my input device last night before bed. You had to ask.
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Intro[^]
The rest of the show was 2 hours of non-stop hits. 
Excellent show. (which was last Monday)
more here.[^]
and here[^]
modified 8-Jul-15 5:00am.
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They still rock
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Another utterly baffling example of the modern trend to stump up cash to see someone live and then watch the whole thing on a phone screen. I despair!!!
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it was not my phone, I left mine at home and enjoyed the whole thing straight 
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Movie Quote Of The Day
That's what I like... Graboids. That's it, Graboids!
Which movie?
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Is that an answer or a question ?
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the answer is correct, but may I suggest you read the MQOTD guidelines (see my signature ... )
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Sure. Was my first attempt. Sorry for overlooking it
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There is no sorry for that, you'll burn in hellfire now 
if(this.signature != "")
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MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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Could be the sensation in his stomach... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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My big fat greek Paris?
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Hey V, we need a new MQOTD now that Rakshith Kumar spoiled the fun so prematurely... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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