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And now the song is in my head.. Have to go listen to some music and exorcise it.
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If it was on a reel, you are old. 
Will Rogers never met me.
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There is a link in the Insider:
I’m giving away MILLIONS of FREE Microsoft eBooks again![^]
Hurry! Time limited offer. Crazy Eric's ebook store: our prices are INSANE!
Source: MS Small Business blog
However, the page it links to just says 'Group not found'. If anyone has the correct / new link I'd appreciate it. Thx!
Edit. Thx to Super, here is the link: click[^]
modified 8-Jul-15 3:55am.
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I ... would not click on that link.
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It's copied and pasted from the daily CodeProject email.
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check this[^]
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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I'm debugging an embarrassing error in IE. I won't bore you with the details, but execution of the Javascript has paused on an exception, and while paused I go to the source file, fix the bug (OK, it was a missing comma) and try and open a folder on my desktop to copy in the updated folder.
Explorer is hanging. Little swirling vortex of doom. Nothing.
I then turn off Developer Tools in IE and Explorer springs to life.
ARGHHH.
Why oh why do we have two logically distinct processes tied together so tightly that a debug break in one (an application) ties up, completely, the other (the user interface into the entire operating system).
*This* is why I don't use IE. It's a perfectly serviceable browser. I rarely get rendering issues anymore. But it kills everything in it's path and even some things safely hiding behind boulders.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Seems more a reason not to develop "web apps".
![Badger | [badger,badger,badger,badger...]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/badger.gif)
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I actually really love web apps. I'm not sure I could go back to desktop.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Yeah, these web developer have an obnoxious "why don't you use a web app for that" attitude towards everything! 
But really, why would I!?!?!
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As the time goes by, these "web apps" are going to become "Google apps"...
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NO! IE must not die. I have to use some websites regularly that work only with IE (7,8,9).
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It always amazes me that there are sites that require IE7 to work. I can understand "requires IE" for when they use non-standard (ha!) Javascript, but I can only imagine they are using ActiveX or something Unnatural Unto This Earth for that requirement.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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For the last 5 years I had a virtual machine with IE6 on it to be able to fill the yearly tax report online...
Only this year they updated the site to support more recent browsers...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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OK, we'll throw the people who create sites that only work in IE under the bus first, then we'll get rid of IE. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Maybe it's M$'s comeback to Judge Jackson who showed that Win 95 could survive without IE.
Pity it's 20 years late.
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Well... on Android I found myself unable to use the crappy built-in browser since it was not updatable and did not render half of the pages. I got Chrome: in 30 seconds the phone was unbearingly HOT, the phone crashed after a few minutes of navigation. then I got Firefox: less hangings but still hot phone and battery drained after 30 minutes.
Now I have a low-end Windows Phone (my previous mid-end fatally encountered a brick wall due to frustration with the dumb glass touch-screen: interestingly enough the old common plastic touch works better than any I ever used) and the only existing browser is IE.
Well IE on windows phone works better than ever: very little rendering problems, the battery lasts a lot, it is fast and responsive. Not even Firefox on Windows can do any better.
Geek code v 3.12 {
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
}
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Because we are still looking for reasons ?
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Georgia
The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "Y’all graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings."
Louisiana
A senior citizen in Louisiana was overheard saying, "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana ."
When asked why, he replied, "I’d rather be in Louisiana ‘cause everythang happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the world."
Mississippi
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did y’all see who it was?"
The young man answered, "I couldn’t tell, but I got the license number."
North Carolina
A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by, and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was. The man replied, "I got a flat tahr.”"
The passerby asked, "But what’s with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."
Tennessee
A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "'Bout whut?"
Texas
The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don’t you see that sign right over your head."
"Yep," he replied. "That’s why I’m dumpin’ it here, ‘cause it says: ‘Fine For Dumping Garbage.’"
Y’all kin say whut y’all want ‘about the South, but y’all never heard o’ nobody retirin’ an’ movin’ to the North!
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Vivic wrote: nobody retirin’ an’ movin’ to the North!
Maybe not, but my grandparents tried retiring to Florida, but came back to Boston after a year or so.
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Vivic wrote: Y’all kin say whut y’all want ‘about the South, but y’all never heard o’ nobody retirin’ an’ movin’ to the North!
People retire into old people's homes - I don't want to live in one of those either.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I emailed my friend and told him that my wife, who is in Panama for a few weeks, sent me a picture of her in a hammock with monkeys running around in the trees above her.
He said "That would be something to see, monkeys running around freely".
I told him to turn on CSPAN.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Awesome!
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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