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Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here

This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.

"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."

If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

if(this.signature != "")
{
    MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
    MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}

Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

I'd rather be phishing!

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"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer

You have just been Sharapova'd.

“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

― Christopher Hitchens

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if(this.signature != "")
{
    MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
    MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}