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Obligatory xkcd: https://xkcd.com/378/[^]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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carlo@lubuntu14:~$ EDLIN
EDLIN: command not found 
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Try ex then 
veni bibi saltavi
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carlo@lubuntu14:~$ ex
Hi Carlo, welcome back.
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Ah, the infamous missing "Cancel the cancel" button.
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Reminds me of the countless times I've had the pleasure of telling people who've opened an attachment document form an e-mail, spent hours working then clicking save and close without specifying where, leaving it to save in the temp cache and then disappear.
Good times.
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Starters lacking leadership become employees (7)
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Sounds like a Manager to me
#region(start signature)
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
#endregion
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Ratters
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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No. Where do you get that from?
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starters without the S - anag
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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earners
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Well done. Do you care to share where it's from? 
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Starters -> Learners -L = earners = Employees
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Perfect. Youre up tomorrow
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Mushrooms
Garlic mushrooms are my favourite starter, lacking leadership so get rid of the garlic, a mushroom is an employee - kept in the dark and fed on sh*t.
It is 9 letters though, other than that - impeccable.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I like your thinking
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None, you can do anything in software.
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That's not gonna end well...[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Ali is an idjit.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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At least the watermelon wasn't damaged. 
No watermelons were hurt in the making of that movie...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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kinda saw it coming...
#region(start signature)
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
#endregion
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I thought there was a ban on importing off-world weapons, especially Klingon blades. 
Marc
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