|
There was a sequence error in the "human dressing ritual" instruction manual.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
|
|
|
|
|
You must be Robin the brain bank.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
|
|
|
|
|
I don't know if you remember a month ago the cimpress challenge has been issued.
Here are the results
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
|
|
|
|
|
Will be interesting to take a look at - thanks for posting! 
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
|
|
|
|
|
The code and explanations given in the links there are really worthy of study; and emulation.
|
|
|
|
|
I'm used to see more than 11.5 million users when I open CodeProject's site. But today, I see this 10,500,000 members (56,056 online)
First I thought that the database was cleaned up and some users got deleted... but what are the odds to remain exactly 10,500,000?
So, what happened?
|
|
|
|
|
The hamsters were on a work to rule: it took contract re-negotiations to get them to count above 10,500,000 again.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
|
|
|
|
|
It's understandable - if you counted one a second, without mistakes, and without stopping to eat, drink, sleep, or run around in your little wheel, it would take you 121 days, 12 hours and 40 minutes to count to 10,500,000.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
|
|
|
|
|
Must be a caching problem - mine says, "11,564,533 members (57,360 online)".
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
|
|
|
|
|
Now I have the same value also, but that is no caching problem (unless data was cached for years) - that value definitely was shown by the site.
|
|
|
|
|
Richard Deeming wrote: Must be a caching problem - mine says, "11,564,533 members (57,360 online)".
Mine says: 11,564,533 members (49,479 online)
That means that when I connect, 7,881 members scram.
I have now developed a rejection complex and I want psychotherapy (and, of course, the fun drugs that the teenagers are doing these days at taxpayers expense).
|
|
|
|
|
And nobody noted that in my first title I had 0.5 million more missing - 11.5 - 10.5 = 1 not 1.5 (and i used to be good at math) 
|
|
|
|
|
1.5 is "More than" 1.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
|
|
|
|
|
Bobby ate them. They are no more.
|
|
|
|
|
Like Richard stated, it might be a caching matter, since I see 11.5 million members, with about 54,700 online.
"I've seen more information on a frickin' sticky note!" - Dave Kreskowiak
|
|
|
|
|
Yes, except that there are now nearly five-hundred-and-seventy-eight-thousand-million of us.
It’s all right, the others aren’t here at the moment.
|
|
|
|
|
Miley Cyrus wins the Tshustin Bieber lookalike contest:
http://i2.wp.com/www.celebriplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/bffe9swcyaaj1v4.jpg[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
|
|
|
|
|
* reaches for the mind bleach *
veni bibi saltavi
|
|
|
|
|
OMG! Is it drugs?
while (true) {
continue;
}
|
|
|
|
|
Thanks, now i can't sleep anymore 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
|
|
|
|
|
|
 You sir, have a really twisted mind
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
|
|
|
|
|
If it was only the mind that was twisted, the Lounge would be a calmer place...
veni bibi saltavi
|
|
|
|
|
That photo came at me like a wrecking ball!
Hogan
|
|
|
|
|
I basically want to have a recipe for a project that I want to create. Well its more a question of finding the correct 'ingredients' that would be needed to solve the needs of the project.
I am a C++ programmer, and I want to create a R128 sound level meter but I don't really know what subjects to research.
So I will probably use one of the new C++ GUI frameworks that use the latest compilers for C++. I would need a library that allows me to extract the audio data. Anyway you see what I am getting at.
What is the most appropriate place to get advice on what building blocks will be needed (and new knowledge acquired)
|
|
|
|
General 
News 
Suggestion 
Question 
Bug 
Answer 
Joke 
Praise 
Rant 
Admin 
Submit an article or tip
