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I don't know, but mine're a bit manic! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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It now appears you're heading towards going ROGUE on us!
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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You'd better start to Quake in your boots - this could be your Doom!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What Atari doing?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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OK, that one stinks - it's got a terrible Pong! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I think it more a Mosaic browse of the topic
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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My coworker is really a nice guy, but sometimes when he watches or reads funny things on Facebook calls me to watch or read. And honestly most of times it's not funny at all  .
I tried to put my headphones to listen to music while working so he understands I don't want to watch or read, but with no luck.
My question is how to apologize in a gentle way, we work in same room and on the same projects for 8 hours a day 
Thanks! ![Rose | [Rose]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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"Hey dude, i have a deadline coming up, can't come" something like this
#region(start signature)
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
#endregion
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"I will grind your bones into dust, feast on your intestines and wear your eyeballs as squishy ear rings."
That should cover it.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: "I will grind your bones into dust, feast on your intestines and wear your eyeballs as squishy ear rings."
LOL!! The Ogre-Response is a perfectly valid way to resolve these issues.
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forget what i said OP, this one should be used for the best effect 
#region(start signature)
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
#endregion
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update the hosts file on his computer to redirect Facebook to something work appropriate
Hogan
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Be nice. Say "That reminds me of a video I saw the other day, I'll send you the link" and then link him to this[^].
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The action is insane!
I moved to the 4:49:32s mark and.. wow! just Wow! I could have guessed it! 
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I guess it's a culture thing, but in the Netherlands we'd just tell him it's not that funny...
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It's terribly inappropriate to tell a person the truth and possibly <sniff> hurt their little feelings.
For the sake of peace, get some counseling before your terrible ideology of truth destroys the world.
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Please keep your honest opinion to yourself!
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Take two big prints of "Need to focus; request not to distract", and paste them at two prominent places.
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Avijnata wrote: paste them at two prominent places.
I suggest that one of those prominent places could be the distractor's own forehead. 
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Samira Radwan wrote: My question is how to apologize in a gentle way,
My question is "What are you apologizing for?"
You really don't have to be overly polite for trying to do what you're paid for so you can keep your job. If you really have a need to please this fellow - and you have breaks - tell him to remind you on break. At the very least, you'll probably be able to avoid seeing most of the stuff since he'll probably forget most of them.
I'd say complain about the time he spent finding this stuff, but both you and I are in the CP Lounge right about now and ought not throw stones.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Literally ROFL for around five minutes.
This should then freak him out enough to ensure that he never shows you something 'funny' again.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Bonus points for visibly soiling yourself.
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I hate to break it to you but you clearly have a bad case of SAP (Serious Appeasement Paralysis)! I recommend daily treatments of What Would Chuck Norris Do?[^]
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