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Linus Torvalds is the creator and sole arbiter of the Linux operating system, which is used in everything from Google servers to rockets. Is that a promise? (sorry if you get an autoplay video)
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Developers often unwittingly use components that contain flaws. "Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp"
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We’ve been hearing about Cortana’s platform expansion for almost a year now. Cortana: please ask Google Now about Cortana
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“DevOps” is an interesting term. It is a bit like the word “accountability.” Everyone agrees it is important, but it means different things to different people. That, of course, is partly what makes it so popular.
Whaaaat's the deal with DevOps? Is it Dev or is it Ops? Or is it neither?
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It is the precursor to ManTesDevOps, where you are also manager and tester 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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DevOps: using Amazon EC2 instances with overly complex Chef/Puppet scripts to migrate databases and update the development, test, QA, and production servers without any actual plan, where test and QA is done by the developers, and where the development server is useless because different teams continually fight over which branch is deployed on the dev server.
DevOps: claiming to "be Agile" because you tell your programmers to use sh*t tools like PivotalTracker, you hype Agile and those tools to the client, but then nobody actually uses them because they're such sh*t, and of course nobody really follows an Agile approach because they're all to busy fixing the f***ups of the previous team.
Pick the definition that fits your project the best
[edit] CP needs to at that f word to the sensor list. I had to self-sensor. [/edit]
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: [edit] CP needs to at that f word to the sensor list. I had to self-sensor. [/edit]
The Hamsters would never go down the route of trying to find clbuttic[^] route of trying to find naughty words in the middle of longer ones.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Dan Neely wrote: The Hamsters would never go down the route of trying to find clbuttic[^] route of trying to find naughty words in the middle of longer ones.
Hah! That was great!
Marc
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The key problem Spark resolves is access to data across the enterprise. IBM initiatives include providing courses to train 1 million data scientists and engineers to use it.
IBM--at once everywhere and nowhere.
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I tried to get our upper echelon to consider this a few months back... no bites. We're using Elastic, which is fine, but kind of flaky for a corporate system. 
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Windows 10 is coming with a new web browser, Edge, to replace Internet Explorer. But is it really the best browser for Microsoft's new desktop operating system? It's the best browser for getting other browsers
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Woven into the fabric of every element of our lives, the internet isn’t the most important fight we have, but it is the most foundational. What's for lunch? 'The internet'. Boom, theory disproven!
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Need to recruit, retain, or collaborate with anyone in the programming profession? Here's everything you need to know. "Clap along if you know what happiness is to you"
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Really? 30 ways and no mention of money/salary? 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Right at the end - in addition to superb compensation
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Proven fact that money doesn't make people happy anyways. But you won't believe that.
Well, maybe I should say, money makes you happy the moment you get it then you just begin living your life at a more expensive level and you spend that money in an attempt to make yourself happier but really you are not happier than you were.
With enough money, however, you can distract yourself heavily so that you forget that you are unhappy.
It makes life easier, sure. But that doesn't make people happier.
You have to be happy before you get the money, because the money won't do it.
That's why there are so many people who stumble into riches or are born into them and they are still miserable sods.
However, the lack of money can lead to unhappiness, but it does not have to.
Happiness is internal.
"If you are looking outward, Grasshopper, you have already looked in the wrong direction."
~Master Wufu
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newton.saber wrote: money doesn't make people happy
I'm the perfect example of that, I work for the money but am not happy there. It does however allow me plenty of distraction outside work requirements.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I love this one-two combo:
- Hire someone who's worked for Google or Apple--if you get a chance.
- Painting all coders with a broad brush is risky.
I'm also puzzled how hiring someone from Google or Apple will make me happy. Most likely, it will just annoy me since I'll have to listen to lectures all day about how Google or Apple are perfect.
He forgot 31:
Fire all the "this is the greatest methodology ever" employees, starting with all the scrum masters.
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- Give them more money
- Give them more money.
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........... - Give them more money.
modified 17-Jun-15 4:13am.
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I know a real mean elephanting sunshine with lots of money.
Shall I pass him your details?
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon
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On stage, the company showed off a new demo of what it’ll be like to play Minecraft on the HoloLens augmented-reality headset. "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"
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nice.... 
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Microsoft has announced that it will start using the HTTPS protocol by default to encrypt all search traffic coming from Bing. So no one but you will know that you're not using Bing for searches
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Tiobe language index cites the rise of Swift as the main reason for Objective-C's decline. Couldn't happen to a nicer... oh wait, used that one yesterday.
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