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Wrong link!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Real Link[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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In the original book (Make Room, Make Room by Harry Harrison), Soylent was a mixture of Soya and Lentil - hence the name
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Ah but the Green was made of...
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Planktonic Algae
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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I've just had to change my attire: my MVP T arrived, and jolly fine it looks too.
Especially like the Bob to guard yer back!
Excellent, many thanks to all the hamsters for the lovely gift.
P.S. Non MVP's can acquire them as well - CP sells them: Stuff[^] (allthough the page doesn't say where to buy them from, they are jolly good and well worth getting, even if you have to order them telepathically)
[edit]Click on the T and it'll take you there...  [/edit]
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modified 16-Jun-15 6:30am.
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You seem to be rather pleased, how exactly was your MVP award delivered? Was it *ahem* in person?
veni bibi saltavi
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That was why I had to change the attire... 
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I hope it was only oil and nothing else that got on your clothes.
veni bibi saltavi
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pics of you wearing it or it didn't happen!
How did they know your size?
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P0mpey3 wrote: pics of you wearing it or it didn't happen!
Your wish is my ...um... something[^]
P0mpey3 wrote: How did they know your size?
NSA Cameras with a Kinect for depth perception.
(Or possibly, from the email when Sean asked me - but that's just boring)
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Arms confirmed it's OG!
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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I question the authenticity of that photo due to missing features - [i] rain, [ii] wool, [iii] cat.
veni bibi saltavi
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Rain: Indoors. Even in Wales, it rarely rains indoors.
Wool: If I wore the jumper, you wouldn't see the T. 
Cat : Outside, hunting rats again...
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P0mpey3 wrote: How did they know your size?
Bob knows 
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Good looking T
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Looks better in real life than in pictures, too.
Black, grey, white, and a full colour little Bob on the back.
I am seriously glad they didn't go with Orange... 
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Yeah I'll have to get me one.
The only way I would wear an orange T is out hiking during hunting season. I hike/backpack in some of the National Forests around here and during hunting season it gets very busy and they don't like hikers, they say we scare off the game.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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In a CP orange T you would scare off the hunters as well! 
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Future ex wives also!
In the woods they run slow in high heels. 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Got mine too, really nice design. Thanks guys (and hamsters).
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I've just had the third call in two days from the "Computer's Servicing Centre at Windows Microsoft" [sic]. The nice young man called "James" said there's a problem with the computer I'm using RIGHT NOW and he MUST help me resolve it before I lose any valuable information...
I told him I'd only just started the PDP-11 up ten minutes ago, but he told me that the Windows Operating System had notified them about a problem...
Next I am informed that my Internet Connection is a problem, but I've used the same dial-up modem for 25 years without a problem, I even asked kindly if he thought that dialing it back from 2400 to 1200 would help...
He hung up on me. 
veni bibi saltavi
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No Microsoft support personnel knows about PDP-11 or dial-up modem, so it sound genuine to me... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Did you get his address? My Commodore PET is acting funny, and I think it might have been that Doom 4 game I torrented. Do you think he can help me?
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