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I'm guessing it was a shooting pain. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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He now feels toe tally odd.
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He should have experimented on his head, not his foot 
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Never regret the things you've done, regret the things you didn't do!
Although he might come to regret that attitude 
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I always say, if you're happy with the person you've come to be, then never regret anything you've done in your life; it's those choices who made you who you are.
Of course, if you're sitting there waiting on an ambulance, with a gun-shot wound in your foot... I have to question how happy you can be with the person you are...
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Good thing he wasn't using C++.
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A Darwin Awards candidate in the making 
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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I don't always shoot guns...
But when i do i shoot my feet
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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Hammse nich jedient, Mann?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Google Translate says "Eh? What?" - and there is no Javascript setting there...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Let me write it in a more translatable manner, then:
Haben Sie nicht gedient, Mann?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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"Can not served, man?" isn't a whole lot better - I assume this was a reference to self-inflicted injuries to get you away from the front line?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yeah the Goofu translator doesn't get that he said "Didn't you serve in army?"
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Strange: Google normally does a very good job. Maybe it's just out to get him? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It did not have much of a chance with the deliberatly bad spelling in the first version. It's the kind of question a conservative boss would have asked before hiring you.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Sometimes google does a good job sometimes it's just lika a 3 yo saying some random words 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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Bestimmt - fragt sich nur, wem 
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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In der Heilsarmee. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Ne, hab jesacht will mir nur in de Füßchen ballern 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Dann pass op, dat du nich wie de Inri ussiehst.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Good that I only have Beiherkatz, no Beiherhund.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I feel sorry for the boot.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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I think this line is the most amusing thing about this piece:
Hirtle told officers he just "wanted to know what it felt like," a police report read. His injuries were not life-threatening.
i njuries not life threatening
#region(start signature)
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
#endregion
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