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Well it's not a software career, it was hardware but I code so:
For 10 or so years I worked in Orange County California at various upscale firms in the engineering departments as a test engineer.
The closest I ever came to having to interact with normals was when someone from the sales division would invade the engineering lab.
Reset 1993
When it looked to my techie wife and I as if California was going to go to the dogs or worse we bugged out to the woods in the high Rockies (9800 ft) that is Summit County Colorado among the moose elk n' bear.
We started a Network and PC support shop to support ourselves and keep from having to stock the shelves at the local grocery store. There is no place to be properly compensated here for your talents so autonomy of eeking out a living here along with the Elk, Moose and Bear must suffice. My wife and I run this shop and she runs interference so I don't alienate the whole normal customer base. 
I am trying to code myself to better income and I have high speed internet, statics for my servers and y'all to amuse me so it's all good. 
Oh, and So. Cal did go to the dogs.
modified 10-Jun-15 17:57pm.
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This article is nothing more but a distraction...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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No, it is a waste of space, and one becomes dumber by reading it.
Very obvious once you read item 1.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Maybe the author wanted his boss to read it  ...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Rule 0:
Disconnect from the network, both wired and wireless. **
** For the duration you need to focus.
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I can get very little done unconnected. The app I'm working on requires an internet connection just to log in. Yeah, I could comment this out and hard code a successful login, but we know where tricks like that lead.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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They lead to you getting to do the interestintg stuff while you leave the boilerplate to your minions as an exercise.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I have no minions. Just started here. Despite my admittedly dismal Angular skills.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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If you think that's important, why did you want your account back? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What I meant was:
- Pre-processing: Download all info needed, as PDFs, videos, etc.
- Focus time: Disconnect, read and watch them, and solve your problem.
- Then, back to network.
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I was joking with you...and generally, it doesn't work like that, except for fairly trivial problems.
You Google, you read, you google again, you read, you think you have a solution, you check, you start looking again, you...
Disconnecting slows you down, rather than allowing you to focus better.
The best aid to focus I have found is to take a break and do something completely different!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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yeah,you are right.
I have attended an interview one month ago,I got cleared 2 rounds in that company, and then next was system test, it was strange test i didn't complete that one and i asked the interviewer i need internet connection to do , then he said that we don't have internet connection in our office, i was totally upset, and i wondered how ?
நெஞ்சு பொறுக்கு திலையே-இந்த
நிலைகெட்ட மனிதரை நினைந்துவிட்டால்
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I am sure he meant they weren't having an internet connection for the machine you were given for giving the test.
And at least you were given a machine and an IDE with Intellisense, and not asked to write code on paper.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Quote: he meant they weren't having an internet connection for the machine you were given for giving the test.
I was asked one of the employee in that company , she said that "if you can use it, the internet connection blocked in all machines, we have only client's site to access, cant surf anything ".
நெஞ்சு பொறுக்கு திலையே-இந்த
நிலைகெட்ட மனிதரை நினைந்துவிட்டால்
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I used to work for a company that (among other things) made a Tempest Approved VDT - a "dumb" terminal (although it had a processor, ROM, and RAM and was quite bright foe its time) that is in a big radiation shielded box to prevent evildooers from the KGB spying on what the UK army was doing with email.
When it broke down, the service engineer we sent was deprived of all reading and writing materials, pens, watch, phone, pager, calculator, cash, and all tools. He was then locked into a Tempest Room (Radiation proof cage, basically) with no electricity or tools of his own with a VDT disassembled by the military, and all ROMS removed... Fix that, sunbeam!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: You Google, you read, you google again, you read, you think you have a solution, you check, you start looking again, you...
Nah, the "Next Generation" coders are much smarter. They just post a question in QA and ask for teh working codezz.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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ha ha.
நெஞ்சு பொறுக்கு திலையே-இந்த
நிலைகெட்ட மனிதரை நினைந்துவிட்டால்
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Look what happens when you focus too much.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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ofcourse, but A girl is disturbing me mentally.. 
நெஞ்சு பொறுக்கு திலையே-இந்த
நிலைகெட்ட மனிதரை நினைந்துவிட்டால்
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Be polite to others.
Wear clean underwear.
Remember to clean your teeth.
Yawn..
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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pwasser wrote: Be polite to others.
Sure
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Quote: 1. Always find what you do inspiring and fun
Brilliant, I don't have to do stuff I don't enjoy. Can't wait to lay that one on my boss, especially with the appraisals due this month.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Read that line again!
It means - lie to yourself as what you are doing just now was fun and inspiring!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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