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We celebrated it @ scrum this morning.
/ravi
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Us too
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Traffic should be banned.
The second hand smoke from the car.. 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I notice that street is manic in only one direction...I'll get my coat...hang on whose spat on my coat?
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What they need to do is gather all the cars together and then link them up so you could put a big engine on the front to pull them all along in a line. You could call it .. oh, I don't know ... a train?
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And then you could make it never go where you want it to, or when you want it to, cost way more than driving yourself, take twice as long, and fill it with people you don't like. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I believe that by saying you loathe Simon Cowell, you actually become a "Simon Cowell" figure yourself since he is saying that many people should be ignored and you are saying the same thing. It sounds as if you are actually giving him a compliment because you are attempting to do the same thing he does.
If you had indeed wanted to show your disapproval it would've been far better to have simply not mentioned him and by not mentioning him we all would've known that you are not a Simon Cowell fan.
As it is, I'm thinking that maybe he is a hero of yours.
Oh, the recursive ironic circuluar redundant paradox of it all. 
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Nice try, but you over thought that one a bit! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Well, yes...
I await your near-infinite upvotes!
Uh...I'm waiting...
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+5 Billion 
Jeremy Falcon
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Yes!! I knew the near-infinite upvotes would come through.
Let's see beelyun, that is right after thousands and before meelyuns, right?
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Hundreds
Thousands
Millions
Billions
Trillions
Quadrillions
Quintillions
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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He was being sarcastic.
Jeremy Falcon
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So when they get there, where do they park? Oh yeah, that what the motorway is 
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The caption says "The delays were a mixture of rush hour traffic and music fans heading to Cardiff".
Isn't that a very broad interpretation of music... and fans.
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Nagy, Griff, ChrisE, Pete, Keith, take the piss now[^], the scummers will never let us live this down. I actually suspected this when the deal with Emirates was announced this morning, but wanted to believe the Council wouldn't stoop so low. The salt in the wound is I actually helped fund that with my Council Tax.
(As a side note it was originally called the Millennium tower as it was meant to open in 2000 to mark the millenium, embarrassingly the inept Council decided to change the name when it actually opened in 2005)
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Why would I want to extract the urine from Pompy?
The locals and their elected representatives do a much better job on their own!
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OriginalGriff wrote: The locals and their elected representatives
Can you believe they voted in the Tories even AFTER they took shipbuilding away from us as a sweetener for the Scots?*
*Disclaimer I don't get too vote in Pompey anymore.
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But at least the glass lift works... oh, wait. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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You know I started writing that in my OP, but then deleted it thinking it was tfi.
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Comment on an earlier story
"I was hoping Walkers would win the sponsorship deal and rename it Lineker Tower."
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Green Flash at Moonrise [^]
Makes me think of Star Wars - can't think why - think there was a scene that looked similar.
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Green Lantern powering down for the evening?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.
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