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Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote: Sometimes I feel sad, as they cannot enjoy the real happiness and emotion.
On Error Resume Next is something that makes me emotional.
Since when does smoking block emotions? Did I miss something? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
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It doesn't block it, but gives an artificial emotion of happiness, perhaps?
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Think about that; how is the enjoyment from a smoke different 'artificial' from, say, enjoyment of a piece of chocolate, a sip of coffee or pay-day?
It makes me as happy as painkillers do. That's a lot of artificial happy
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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It is not just smoking; we are moving more and more to prescribing how people should live.
What they should and should not eat. How often to excercise. How many calories is "normal" or "healthy". Which side of the road to drive on.. Aight, the last one might actually be a good idea. Still, there is a tendency to expect 'everyone' to strive to the 'ideal'. We're continously told what to do in commercials and ads*, so no surprise there. Political correctness ensures that the traits deemed "good" are encouraged - although the idea of what is good will vary over decades.
I'm a smoker; lots of people with Crohn's disease are. Yes, I am aware of the consequences.
*) Refer to the documentary "Killing us softly".
Bastard Programmer from Hell
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I'm a bit late to the party but I agree that regulating how we live has gone to the extreme. Not necessarily through the government but it starts at home.
I noticed that lately since any time my girlfriend and I go to a family gathering/birthday celebration whatever there is, there is bound to be someone not asking politely but enthusing about us getting married and having kids.
It's like everyone is just ecstatic about it happening and they always go: "Well isn't it your turn now?"
And people seem insulted when we say it's too early for us now. They are even worse if we say that we aren't planning on getting married at all. Maybe if we feel like it someday. It's not the same as having a law about it, I know that, but the pressure from everyone is just exhausting sometimes - well smoking helps 
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So..
..when you gonna pop the big question?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Why are you encouraging my smoking? 
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A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the very old lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said
"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day" she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
"Forty" she replied.
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Just some more senseless gun violence in Chicago. Wait, what[^]?
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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How did you get "Gun Violence" from an video of a Roman Candle fight?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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You evidently haven't seen any of the news out of Chicago in the last 3-4 years... Or you missed the joke... 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
modified 4-Jun-15 15:20pm.
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Of course I have.. the article has nothing to do with that
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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I guess I need to explain my whole statement then. The title of the thread and first statement leads the reader (you) to believe that the article is just another story of gun violence in Chicago. The next bit ("Wait, what?") implies that the aforementioned assumption is indeed wrong, and the article is in fact not about gun violence.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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I can't believe they didn't manage to slip in a question about air-speed velocity and swallows. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Website is too slow. IE times out!
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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Works perfectly fine in Chrome. 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Cornelius Henning wrote: IE
No one uses IE anymore, it times out too much.
No one uses IE anymore, it's too crowded.
No one uses IE anymore...
Dont' you know? Google is the New Microsoft. Switch to Chrome today.
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The Telegraph wrote: "The fact that the score can be measured online in a brief questionnaire, without any need for lab tests or physical examination, is an exciting development,” said Dr Ganna.
It is not the first time that a set of 10 questions is used to categorize resultsets into predefined blocks, defined by statistics. It is also not the first time that a questionnaire is done over the internet.
So, what exactly is exciting?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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My Ubble Age[^] is 33, a saving of 15 years!
veni bibi saltavi
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I presume you missed the "are you an alcoholic' question?
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Do blacksmiths catch metallurgy?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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and do they hammer out their differences?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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I think they Iron them out...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Do they furnace their own tools I wonder?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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