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Well. at least it's not the software developer, because it works on his machine... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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It's the third one.
"Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes. Says stuff he believes is true, but anyone with common sense can see he's wrong."
Urban dictionary[^]
Also known as a "manager".
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Not all managers are mistaken. Some simply are treacherous liars.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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It's the bosses!
It's always the bosses!
It has to be the bosses!
It cannot be anyone other than the bosses!
Nothing else would make sense: It's the BOSSES!
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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3 -
The other two are just doing their jobs as best they can in their situation which isn't all the good anyway.
The Boss on the other hand. Knows his position but also knows or doesn't know that he knows nothing.
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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Quote from a boss:
"A project leader does not need to know anything about the project he manages. In fact, that would be a great distraction."
And that was not intended to be a joke.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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The customer is always wrong. He doesn't know how to use the product ...
... in the way the developer intended it to be used. 
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My guess would have been
4) a dyslexic terrorist 
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Who moved my Cheeeeeeeeeeese.
Scroll wheel down to scroll up anyone?
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... update from the field-hospital at the front: mirabile dictu the gone-awol hard-drive has now reappeared after several re-boots ... viewing it in "This PC" it appears with a red content-utilized bar rather than the usual blue ... signifying, I guess, "wounded." ...
Another small triumph for the demons: today, I tried doing a Win System Image (8.1) back-up onto a 1.5 gig (Sata 3.0) hard-drive (with lots of free space); it failed, and now the 1.5 gig Tb drive won't mount. I've done the usual bit about dis-connecting the drive and re-connectiing, re-booting, examining the BIOS info, etc.
The fact the fried-critter don't show up in the BIOS is, I assume, a death sentencel, but I'll try mounting it on another machine and see what happens.
Whilst the drive is still under warranty, and replacement under warranty here in Thailand (for WD drives) is fast and no-questions-asked, and no inscrutable forms to fill-out, this drive happens to have my entire prized collection of movies, downloaded British TV programs, music, etc., on it 
Now: don't you feel happy because this didn't happen to you; doesn't it make you just want to smirk and utter profound platitudes like "one back-up is never enough" ?
cheers, Bill
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
modified 3-Jun-15 12:11pm.
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BillWoodruff wrote: smirk and utter profound platitudes like "one back-up is never enough"
Ummm... if the data existed only on the failed HD then it wasn't really a back-up at all. 
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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Go ahead, Brother Mike, rub my nose in it
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Just send it to Bill
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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BillWoodruff wrote: a 1.5 gig
Isn't that a wee bit small?
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: Isn't that a wee bit small?
Why, "yes," Brother Marc: for a man of your Gargantuan stature 1.5 gigs would not back-up a smidgen's-worth of those of your neurons hat contain only the memory of one day !
I use the term "Gargantuan" here because, unfortunately, as in the case of "schadenfreude," English has no "native" word that refers directly to the weltanschauung of his fellow-giant son, "Pantagruel," of whose philosophy's guiding ethos Rabelais wrote: "une certaine gaîté d'esprit confite dans le mépris des choses fortuites" ... "a certain gaiety of mind pickled in the scorn of fortuitous things."
cheers, Bill
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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A serious question: Which app did you use to create the image when the drive was fried?
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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I was using the MS Win 8.1 file history => create system image facility. Years ago I used to use "Drive Snapshot," a lean/mean excellent (commercial) utility, but, as I went on to Win 7/8, I just used the built-in Win facilities.
thanks, Bill
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Thanks for the response!
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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If you are asking because you need to do one, I'm currently trying the free version of APMEI Backupper[^] as I'm looking for something before I update to Win10 next month. So far, I've created an image, but I need to do a trial restore which means dismantling the PC to fit a "disposable" disk so I'll try it probably this weekend. I'll generate a Windows System Image tonight and compare them.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I have several questions about the same thing, I mean, how can you determine that a disk image save can really restore without physically removing the hard drive and temporarily installing a similar drive and then trying to restore the system?
Does the temporary hard drive have to match the original exactly? What about the boot sector?
How does this work with laptops (my current system is a lappie)? I have never opened it up. I would have to go out and buy a spare hard drive to even attempt this.
How can you verify that ALL the data was restored - just take another disk image and compare the disk images? Would the second disk image be correct if the hard drives had different sizes (the temporary COULD be smaller as long as there was enough space to restore the data , right?)
Back in 2000 - 2007 I did many disk image saves and restores, but I used PowerQuest, ran XP on a desktop, and never changes the hardware. Now that I am on a Pavilion, running W7, and using the internal tools, I just wonder "What would happen if.....".
Dave.
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It's a real problem: if you don't test a backup by doing a "worst case" restore trial then you can't have confidence that you have everything you need! 
So with images, you do need a "dead" computer to restore onto - which in practice means swapping out the HDD for me as the hardware has to be correct for the restored image to work afterwards. (Fortunately, I just upgraded to a new 16TB NAS, so I have 4 * 1TB HDDs in my old one that I want to erase before I sell the old box anyway...)
Even with "normal" backups, you do need to do a trial restore to be sure that your media works, you have backed up the right files, and that it actually does something! I've had occasions when I didn't know the backup hardware has broken, storing black disks off site for a year or two until I needed to restore... Loads of swear words were involved here.
And I've known companies where backups of the wrong disk were religiously completed at the end of every week.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OG,
Thank you for the reply.
One thing I finally figured out, W7 Pro will not write an image to a GPT formatted (4 TB drive). It goes through the motions, but crashes with an error at the very end. I had to write the images to a smaller (1/2 TB) hard drive, then copy the created directory to the 4TB normal backup driveS (note the plural - never trust a backup to a single drive).
Another thing, the image program tells you how big of a flash drive you would need to do the save. I tried it with a flash drive of that size and it crashed at the very end (after I had gone out and bought some 16 B flash drives just for the image saves). It turns out that it really needed 18.1 GB instead of just the 16 GB it claimed it needed (I found this out when I finally tried the 1/2 TB drive the first time).
Another major change I've noticed, W7 Pro has an entirely new Windows Explorer than W7 home premium (that I have on my own lappie). Mine looks and reacts just like the old XP Explorer. The Pro version has a drastically different interface, i.e. there is no more Shift Delete to just delete a file/directory, it copies it to the recycle bin and you have to empty it to get rid of it. There is a menu option to always just delete the file, but that is kind of dangerous.
I guess I'll have to learn how to get the hard drive out of the lappie, get a new replacement and install it and then try to restore it. If it works, then take another image save (to the 1/2 TB drive) and FC compare all the files created. I wonder how many places I will find date/time differences???
OBTW, this system is the wife's, and if I totally break it, then "Nobody knows the trouble I've seen, nobody knows...."
Dave.
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As a pc support tech by trade I can tell you today's drives are criminally crap.
They are a unthinkable place to put anything you hold dear.
Back them up every night and if possible backup the backups.
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