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You have a warped sense of humour.
I suspect more bad puns are looming.
If not, you might end up feeling be-weft.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Are you saying there's a dark cloud looming over them?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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It is the boll weevil overlords who make the ill cotton gains, the workers have to keep their cotten pickin' hands to themselves.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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What a rayon sunshine you are!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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In New Jersey: [^].
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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GoG are doing a weekend special which includes a game from '98: Die By The Sword[^] That caused me to buy a joystick many, mnay years ago.
Compared to modern games, it's pretty poor graphically, but...you swing your weapon with the mouse (or joystick) which makes it a load of fun.
And...best of all...you can clobber the bad guys with anything you pick up.
So you can hack his sword arm off, pick it up, and beat him to death with the wet end! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: So you can hack his sword arm off, pick it up, and beat him to death with the wet end!
Tis but a flesh wound...
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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None shall pass! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Was this inspired by Slayer or the other way around?
Or perhaps both were inspired by something else.
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OriginalGriff wrote: you swing your weapon with the mouse (or joystick) which makes it a load of fun.
Ever played Jedi Knight ?
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Crazy clarinetist wit no sex appeal steals away (9)
One day I aspire to having a signature.
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Crazy clarinetist (ANAG)
wit no sex appeal (Remove IT)
steals away
LARCENIST
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yay 
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Very quick, thought it might be a bit too easy. Have fun with Monday's.
One day I aspire to having a signature.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Crazy clarinetist (ANAG)
This much even I can get, but:
OriginalGriff wrote: wit no sex appeal (Remove IT)
Would you care to explain this?
THX
Life is too shor
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"wit no" == badly spelled "with no" from the context (probably a typo in the original).
"sex appeal" == "it" as in "it girl[^]"
So "wit no sex appeal" == "remove IT"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
modified 29-May-15 14:51pm.
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Link fail.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Fixed: that "paste link over highlight can truncate the link" bug is still there, I see...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Bacon Mac-n-Cheese Quesadilla[^]
No explanation needed.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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No, I believe and explanation is in order. 
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: No explanation More bacon needed.
FTFY.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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The recipe omitted a step:
6. Call 911. After you've eaten this, your myocardial infarction will begin almost immediately.
Software Zen: delete this;
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