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super wrote: She has the habit of overwatering the plants in her room.
Prepare for a burial at sea[^]... 
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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super wrote: I don't want blood in my hands.
At least some blood in your hands is a good thing, unless you are a vampire.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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Yes, a nice miniature coral reef with highly specialized plants and animals which require very specific environmental conditions.
Or we could go for a less demanding scenario like 'garden pond with goldfish' in which a thousand things like water quality and temperature and other small details are not quite so important. This probably will also be directly related to the amount of time, money and work you will have to invest.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Link fail? Or iPad fail?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Link fail. I had problems pasting it for some reason, and you're right - it was wrong. Fixed now. Thanks for pointing it out! 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Make sure you have a good supplier, the expected lifespan of small fish is quite short.
Also, buy an automatic feeder, they tend to prolong their life. 
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: Make sure you have a good supplier,
That I have taken care. Near our house, we have a big fish pet store and I have identified few species which are abundant. So If some tragedy happens, I can replace them with out my kid knowing. Spare her the trauma.
cheers,
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Whatever pet you have - even "only a fish" - you have to take care of them, so forget about "hassle free". From what you are writing, I do not sense much will of actually caring about a pet, so this worries me a little.
About the fishes, go in a shop and ask them : a real setup includes a big enough aquarium, a pump, an adequate lighting, etc... this is far from being trivial - provided you care a bit about the well-being of the fishes.
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I want to take care of pet fish with minimum amount of efforts.
I cannot take care of daily changing of water etc.
So I want to have a setup which is independent of too much human interference
cheers,
Super
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My point was that such a setup indeed does not exist. Look at the answers below, they will confirm that running an aquarium properly (and not a fish slaughtering machine) does require a lot of time and involvement.
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In case any option about selling, throwing away, sending her somewhere, finding a boyfriend... is not working, then I think plastic fish are the best for you... 
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I have few plastic ducks and fish which I need to clean up after her bath time. So its not very hassle free too lol
cheers,
Super
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As others have said, don't goldfish bowl. This might be useful[^]
When you set the tank up, let the water stand for a couple of days - or you'll need to use water conditioner (especially if your water is chlorinated/fluoridated).
I'd go for neon tetras or cardinal tetras - they are cheap, easy to keep and very colourful, they also shoal so you can get a few. You might get away with something like Canadian Pondweed or other plants in place of an electric pump - the shop should be able to guide you, whataver, you'll need something to replace the oxygen. You might also need to head the tank.
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Also, avoid marine setups like the plague - they take insane amounts of care to keep the water balance right.
modified 26-May-15 7:00am.
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Most fish only live for a few hours so get cheap ones.
Home aquariums look wonderful when they work, in reality they are a massive pain to keep everything carefully balanced, keep changing the water, keep it all clean, don't overfeed, don't over populate, don't get fish that eat each other, don't let too much light in otherwise it'll soon be completely full of algae and you won't see through the glass.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: Most fish only live for a few hours
You're quite the optimist, aren't you...
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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Nope, just sh*t at keeping fish. If I had a special light for my tank that showed up fish ghosts it would be full.
I bought the water testing kits and everything, the buggers just refuse to stay alive.
Gave up in the end and got two turtles. They'll outlive me.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I couldn't have turtles. All the commotion as they're running around the house at an unchristly speed. Na, I prefer taking it easy and resting comfortable on the couch...
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I think that may be tortoises you're thinking of. The turtles live in the fish tank.
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Are you sure? Not the green ones with masks and Japanese weapons... 
You're right of course - In Danish/Swedish, there is no distinction. Turtles and Tortoises have the same name (skildpadde in Danish, sköldpadda in Swedish). I didn't think of that... Sorry 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Nope, these are Yellow Bellied Sliders.
They have very poor martial arts skills, although will eat pizza (or anything else for that matter).
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I have never really had an aquarium, but I do know that the classic bowl is a very bad thing. The water gets stale, smelly and low on oxygen quickly and the fish can barely survive. A real aquarium should more resemble a small fuctional ecosystem, which of course is impossible unless the aquarium is at least the minimum size and the chosen ecosystem is sufficiently easy to keep alive.
The further away you are from the minimum size and the more exotic the ecosystem, the harder it becomes to keep the fish in the aquarium alive and the more time and work you will have to invest.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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My father has had a (big) aquarium for as long as I can remember.
If there is anything I can tell you, this:
super wrote: hassle free
is nearly impossible.
However, if you get a decant oxygen thingy and don't overpopulate you can usually go for a couple months without having to do much.
Some tips tho:
- Don't let direct sunlight in (my father has a blanket of sorts handy for when the sun hits the water so he can cover it up)
- Don't overfeed them (very important) for fish it's better to "forget" to feed them for a day than to feed them twice.
- Get the window cleaning fish one (otherwise you have to clean the window yourself )
- Don't do a sea aquarium (those require a lot off time)
- Have the shop test your water first (the water you'll be using, city water or rain water), if you have the wrong water (I know sounds weird) you can have a lot off trouble (dirty water, dead fish, ...)
Other than that: success and be glad she didn't ask for a pony (yet)
Tom
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We have a 30 gallon aquarium on a stand; until recently, it had two fish: a goldfish and a plecostimus (algae eater). They died after about 6 years. The goldfish will grow to the size of the tank.
Yes, the tank is big, but that is what we opted for. You could easily have a 5 gallon or so.
But, goldfish; easy to take care of, simple to feed... and cheap.
Our goldfish started as a 6 cent feeder fish... yes, 6 cents... he just kept growing.
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