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Total bloody competent, dammed fool can't even shoot himself in the head! Hopefully recovery is negative.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Quote: 'It's a tragic incident, we feel for the young man, we feel for his family, we feel for the people there at the time.'
I agree with the detective about one of those points anyway. Being related to a moron like that would be horribly embarrassing.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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http://www.wampserver.com/en/
For me that website is down and I have checked it on a website that checks to see if it is down for them and it is, anyone know why WAMP is down? I really want to use it 
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Try XAMPP[^], there are Windows builds there as well.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Thanks, ahah when I saw you sig I thought you were taking the piss 
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Message Removed
modified 15-May-15 22:40pm.
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I think QA has this condition[^] of helping...
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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No, it's more like the car owner stating that the car is broken and when you try to talk to them to get more information the guy walks away. Oh, and you can't even see the car.
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Dave Kreskowiak wrote: and when you try to talk to them to get more information the guy walks away
Agree, Jiu Jitsu isn't the condition - it could be the cure 
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Dave Kreskowiak wrote: when you try to talk to them to get more information the guy walks away
Or starts swearing at you... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Well, at least you gave a sincere response.
I was tempted to ask the OP how many square meters (or square feet) are available for wearing data in the house they have now. But, on second thought, decided that was too advanced a reply 
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
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Great reply, but perhaps you should rephrase it so the OP understands too.
I was thinking along the lines of "OOGAH OOGAH! GAHOO BOOGA HONKA!"
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You're right.
"Ook ook, OOOK!" is a bit too advanced for some of 'em! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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... and people here claim it's Stack Overflow that has a problem with mistreating the clueless. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Careful! That's Somali[^], someone might understand it!
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what a wacky language.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Oops...
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I think it's more like this[^] 
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Ok; pretty sure this has been done to death but, since it's Friday, why not do it again.
The discussion here boiled it down to Forbidden Planet, Planet of the Apes, The Terminator and Twelve Monkeys.
My favorite was Forbidden Planet.
Entirely subjective, of course, but let's leave out total fantasy like Star Wars.
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Can I count movies with Rambo in it as Sci-Fi?
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No, nor does anything made by George Lucas.
Hmmm, Rambo getting beaten up by Teddy Bears...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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How about Rambo in Fight Club? Would be much more exciting and unpredictable, as there is a slight chance he might know himself out then
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