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I copy the loophole you'll come up with when being told the same 
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Unless you die in the shower and it washes the ink right off 
Better not take that risk and get a tattoo!
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So how many names are there written on your body? You can round it to the nearest 10 if you like.
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11,460,320
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You must write quite small or perhaps you have a lot of skin
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I would not blame Windows or Microsoft Office for this. They are still in beta.  You know what type of software is in beta. The one that doesn't run, but we still want to share the executable. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Since memory only constitutes part of the System Resources, articles like the following come to mind:
http://www.robertwloch.net/2011/08/10000-gdi-objects-ought-to-be-enough-for-anybody/[^]
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon
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Good point, although I haven't run into a legitimate case of resource exhaustion since pre-Windows NT.
As it turns out, what the error actually meant is, Internet Explorer could not directly open this file type from a Sharepoint site, so download and open the file manually.
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because they are based out of Prague. Nice of my bank to be looking out for me, but what a pain in the asss!!
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As annoying as it is, better they err on the side of caution, though a quick call or text to you might have prevented the payment being stopped.
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Well, that, and because they are cracking down on criminal activities. I'm surprised you dare show your white kitty stroking self here. You tried passing yourself off as that nice Donald Pleasance, or Max Von Sydow or Telly Savalas, but we're on to you Blofeld.
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"kitty"?
Software Zen: delete this;
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Well, I didn't want to say he was stroking his white pussy. I know how people get.
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I don't understand. What does being based in Prague supposed to imply? 
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Smart K8 wrote: What does being based in Prague supposed to imply?
That you've got to Czech it really carefully.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Just write a Czech. 
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Smart K8 wrote: What does being based in Prague supposed to imply?
Most of the banks in the United States, not all, have blacklisted online purchases with companies in "hacker rich" territories of Russia, Ukraine, Czechoslovakia Czech Republic, etc...
All I have to do is tell the bank that this company is alright and not criminal, then they will white-list the company and let me place the purchase (this takes like 15 minutes to do). Good for me, just a pain in the butt if you are in a hurry.
modified 14-May-15 13:31pm.
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Czechoslovakia, really?
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It's only been 22 years since the dissolution. That's nowhere near long enough for people who don't live there to get used to using the new names.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: That's nowhere near long enough for people who don't live there to get used to using the new names.
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Czechoslovakia ... was a sovereign state in Central Europe that existed from October 1918, when it declared its independence from the Austro-Hungarian Empire, until its peaceful dissolution into the Czech Republic and Slovakia on 1 January 1993.
For 16 years of my childhood, it was called "Czechoslovakia".
It's now been over 22 years since it became "the Czech Republic" and "Slovakia".
And I still sometimes find my self about to refer to it as "Czechoslovakia". 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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