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Yes,,,, Solving CCC is less tiresome than framing it
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Sorry in advance for the rather British Humour...
"Well here I am, all alone in the room,
Lamenting the fact that my pitch didn’t #VOOM.
I worked hard to promote it, I really tried,
I would tweet, pin and link till my brain was fried.
I put links in my status, and on every forum,
I used CAPITAL LETTERS so they couldn’t ignore ‘em.
Yet I failed the promotion, it just wasn’t my bag,
But before I slope off for a beer and a fag.
I’d like to say Thanks to all those who voted,
Who twittled and twurpled, and otherwise promoted,
The iBIOS pages I built for propelling,
This Business idea I was shamelessly selling.
It’s been an emotional rollercoaster,
And I’ve burnt out a kettle, and knackered a toaster,
While I sat on the Mac till half 4 in the morning,
When the night buggered off and the day started dawning.
But your help and encouragement forced me to strive,
(and of course, stay up until nearly five)
To make sure this pitch was as good as it was,
Which, frankly, was bobbins… Cos, “Sod it”, we lost!"
Thanks anyway guys!
Danny
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I was going to render a missive in rhyme
Then realised that I just don't have the time
I'm sorry your project has just been canned
Hey - this would have been a rhyme of only the last line had scanned!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Yeah, you still got it!
Perhaps we should do a duet? 
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Danny Martin wrote: Yeah, you still got it!
Perhaps we should do a duet?
I not so sure
we really shouldn't
give up our day-jobs, yet
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Oh come on, you spoil sport,
Let's Give 'em a show!
We might get upvoted,
You never know...
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"Whatever!" I sighed
And turned to my keyboard
"I can't just let Danny,
be Code Project's rhyme Lord!"
So I thunk
and I pondered
I wondered and wandered
In order to make up a chorus
I cogitated
meditated, I even ruminated
(with the help of a Thesaurus)
I decided "I'm Stuck!"
But I don't give a elephant
Being careful to rhyme this tongue-twister
'cause as we all know
Bob runs this show
And it's read by his Kid Sister
So OK, Danny Boy,
Let's fill 'em with joy
And see if we catch up with OG
If we send him spam
With offers of lamb
He won't post, he'll be "having his tea".
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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The rhymes on the screen knocked Dan back in his seat,
"Wow, this guy is good, but I will not be beat!".
So he cracked his knuckles and loosened his tie,
And the rhyming couplets started to fly!
Face beaded with sweat, all deformed and contorted,
As he tried to find something that rhymed with "Transported". [ sorry!  ]
In his chair he squirmed, with his keyboard he battled,
He wouldn't give in (but he was getting rattled!).
It was plain that this post could go on for a while,
"This could make the newsletter" he thought, with a smile.
But how to stop members from begging for more?
Then he held out his hand - "Let's call it a draw"
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http://xkcd.com/1521/[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Will a second hand "my little pony" do it?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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As long as the kingdom not part of the bargain I can do with an ant...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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No, no - we are haggling for the kingdom here.
I can throw in a headless Barbie?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You bought me 
(Why Barbie had a head in the first place if no brain in it?)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Like for most blondes, the hollow head serves as the sensor mount.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Make it a headless airhead and the deal might be on...
veni bibi saltavi
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I do not want to know what you intend to do with a headless corpse... 
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It is difficult, nay, impossible, to understand.
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Nothing, but I'd like to think if Ms H was headless, as well as brainless, we'd be rid of her once and for all.
veni bibi saltavi
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Truer words were never drawn . . .
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Name one country that a sane person would want to rule.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Nymphomania ?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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England is a fairly decent kingdom to have.
You get several castles and palaces, 40 million quid a year, many, many people to do whatever you tell them to, your allowed to eat animals no-one else is, and you have no actual responsibility for anything.
All that is expected in return is that you spend some time traveling around the world waving a bit.
And because the British are so bloody passive the chances of someone trying to lop your head off are minute.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Thanks for always helping me to remember what is important in life… and today it is you! You are the best! Wish You A Happy Mother’s Day. 
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I hate to break it to you this way but...
I'm not your mother.
And mothers day isn't until a week on Sunday...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Maybe his mother is also a member here. 
Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Damn you have the perfect signature - CBadger
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