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With this pickup line I just found! 
Roses are #ff0000
Violets are #0000ff
I use hex codes
But I'd use RGB for you
Swiggity swooty I'm comin' for that booty
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Might score you this chick[^]
But most ladies assume "hex" is a curse... 
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OriginalGriff wrote: But most ladies assume "hex" is a curse...
So I'm either looking for the ones that don't or the ones who aren't afraid of curses
OriginalGriff wrote: Might score you this chick[^]
At least she's a cutie 
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Sander Rossel wrote: At least she's a cutie
...and they call me weird... 
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Who the h*ll called you weird? Just point him out and I will take care of the rest! 
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Don't tell me you don't think chicks are cute...
Everyone thinks chicks are cute!
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Only once they have grown up a little[^]
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Now you've gone and made me sad... 
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Why? Some dauphinoise potatoes, sage'n'onion stuffing, roast onion, vegetables, and a good gravy...very cute! And tasty too.
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I'm a veggie 
Although that does sound very tempting 
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Sander Rossel wrote: I'm a veggie
You know you left some room for misinterpretation there, do you?
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Vegetarian, vegan or vegetable?
Actually I'm a lettuce
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Sander Rossel wrote: Everyone thinks chicks are cute
When they're on a spit.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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OriginalGriff wrote: But most ladies assume "hex" is a curse...
That's some ladies' problem. I like happen to like witches.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Sander Rossel wrote: Swiggity swooty I'm comin' for that boot
Hormonal status generating cognitive states indicative of need for primate experience time ?
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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How many letters?
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To complete a thing is to become the thin.
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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Hi Bill-Ji, congratulations on becoming an MVP. Hope all's good with you. 
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Why would a primate want a boot? 
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You better pray she knows her hexadecimal, or she may have you dragged away in irons! 
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Cornelius Henning wrote: she may have you dragged away in irons!
What does hexadecimal have to do with that? 
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She may think that you are some weirdo if she is not familiar with hex!
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Cornelius Henning wrote: She may think that you are some weirdo
Again, what does that have to do with hex? 
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She'd be like...
Roses are red, violets are blue... No contact information, who the heck are you?
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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