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Grin and ignore it.
Or use ear buds instead of headphones.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Grin and ignore it.
Thought you said Gin for a minute.. 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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That does seem silly. I can understand them requiring you to control your headphone volume so that it doesn't disturb others, but banning listening to music through headphones appears to be a decision made by someone who is commonsense disadvantaged.
/ravi
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Ok so they stick you in a an open plan office (we are on benches with 600 people on a floor) give you some nice shiny stuff and expect you to concentrate. Idjits!
We are 3 years down the track on the new building thingy, taps are starting to break, plumbing tends to leak, there is a wet carpet smell every Monday morning, the chairs are losing their gas, wifi is so secure you cannot use it, meeting/conference room networking fails 20% of the time. They banned rubbish bins, everyone has a little pile of garbage on their desks to be trundled out to the big bins. They implemented a clean desk policy, no papers to be left exposed.
FFFAAaarrrrkkkkkk
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: They banned rubbish bins, everyone has a little pile of garbage on their desks to be trundled out to the big bins. They implemented a clean desk policy, no papers to be left exposed.
That sounds very familiar..
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Randy Boehning has been[^]
Is the name Randy as amusing to USians, or even the rest of the world, as it is to us in the UK?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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First senator Anthony Weiner now this chap.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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We were visited by a BigWig from the US Head office, you should have seen his face when someone (another senior UK manager) asked him if he could "bum a fag"*
- for those that don't know this is/was UK slang for borrowing a cigarette and not something offensive
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Yes, I used to share a house with a lad from East London who would ask if he could "bum a fag off you" to which I always replied "no you may not, but you can have a cigarette".
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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*sigh*
Why can't these blasted colonials just learn to speak English proper, like what we do?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Was that a deliberate attempt to explode the PHBs head?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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No that was when he told us he was going to fire the person who had just made cockup (a minor one at that) and demanded to know who it was and everyone put their hand up (you know like Life of Brian)
that was another look I wish I had on film
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Too bad. In your shoes I'd almost be tempted to take up smoking just for the opportunity to troll clueless Americans like that every time I met one. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Randy Boehning a bit too randy for his own good? Too quote Bugs Bunny: "What a moroon!" 
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"Perfect example of writing on many pages" (8)
Don't forget it's Bank Holiday Monday so if you can't set it then - don't answer today 
perfect example - Clue
writing - 1st 4 letters
many pages - last 4 letters
modified 1-May-15 6:09am.
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Writages
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I'd say "epitome" if it wasn't for the fact it is wrong
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Correct. It's wrong
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I"m lost! Having wasted 2 hours looking for words with 'eg' in them.
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Sorry - I really thought this was easy. 
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No need to apologise - save it until you reveal the answer!
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I'd say epitome if epi meant writing and was 4 letters
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I thought maybe it was epic tome - bet evidently not!
I'm not only stuck, I'm also drunk!
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Maxxx wrote: I'm not only stuck, I'm also drunk!
You're a lot better of than me then, I'm stuck and sober.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Funniest thing I've heard all day **
** I have had a particularly sh*t day!
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