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Did the man who invented “knock-knock” jokes get a Nobel Prize?
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His act wasn't noble.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
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Think he worked for Mel Brooks[^]
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I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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No, the man who invented the Nobel Prize also invented bang-bang jokes.
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Hmm.. that does ring a bell.
/ravi
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So I take it you are eating at the moment?
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There's something... but I can't quite put my finger on it...
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Think about it...maybe a thought would ring a bell..
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A Nobel who?
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No, because all that knocking made Victoria Cross. But he did get a nomination for the Cordon D'or!
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If I can find a flower for my hair.. 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
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Someone's showing their age! 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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At my age, you're lucky to have hair.. I'm not that lucky
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
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Brent Jenkins wrote: I'm not that lucky
Me neither. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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CRT's have a lot to answer for!
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Damn right!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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You're sure to find some special people there.
Or, if the MS design and marketing groups are there, "special needs".
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There's a whole generation with a new explanation; pretty apt considering...
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/ravi
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So the Norwegian custom office[^] stopped 4 polish people on the border between Sweden and Norway with the following:
488 liter of beer
10 200 dollars of counterfeit money
Naturally all got a fine for smuggling of beer. But the last guy was held in custody for counterfeiting money. However they found the money so badly done, that they classified it as toy money.
So I guess he got a ... ehm... dent in his criminal record
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They misread the plan, originally it was:
1) print fake money
2) buy a lot of beer
3) get drunk!
they just forgot the first phase until they finished the 3rd, then they tried to recover at the last moment!
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I'll bet he even spelled "Monopoly" without the "y" at the end.
Oh, wait...
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