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JIMMY SOUL
"If You Wanna Be Happy"
Google the lyrics. It is true... if only I had listened...
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Sounds like he was speaking from experience.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It could be worse:
The price tag for events like this can stretch to a dizzying £100,000, says event manger Chloe Astin.
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Steven Duggan ... recently organised a £70,000 event with a joint Peter Pan and Alice in Wonderland theme, including fairground rides and entertainers.
All this was to celebrate the first birthday of twins
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: mini make-over, what ever that entails, then after swimming
So they are going to get all pretty then go swimming. Seems a waste. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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They. Are. Girls.
veni bibi saltavi
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You say girls != logic ? 
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Considering my daughter is the child of a woman willing to marry me, then yes, girls have no logic! 
veni bibi saltavi
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girls + puberty = loss of logic and good sense.
They go totally insane by age 15. Some of them will start to recover at 18 or so.
Brent
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Enjoy them while you have them. My daughter went and got married. No more expense, once we finish paying off the wedding. By that time we may have grandchildren.
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So, in light of the group meetings we had at work yesterday, let's perform a route cause analysis.
You married her mother or you engaged it marital activities with her mother.
Either way, you being the common factor means you have only yourself to blame. 8)
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: £400 for the day out once you add in treats at the cinema
Nope. £400 will only just cover the treats at the cinema if you're lucky.
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I fear that. With you own, you can say "Elephant! Sunshine! You should have brought something with you!", with other's you can not.
veni bibi saltavi
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Ooohhh friday the 13!!!
I'd rather be phishing!
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It's still cheap, think what they cost once they became a teen mom.
The console is a black place
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Marco Bertschi wrote: once they became a teen mom
Bite your tongue (or your keyboard)!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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IIRC, Robert Heinlein codified this as "Harshaw's Law" in Stranger in a Strange Land:
"Daughters can spend more money than a man can make in any usual occupation".
Having two daughters, I can sympathise...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Apologies for the delay. Busy dealing with clients.
A stubborn refusal about short compute sex-appeal rhetoric (12)
modified 22-Apr-15 6:11am.
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RECALCITRANT = Stubborn???
Refusal = Re
Short Compute = calc
Sex-Appeal = It (????)
rehetoric = Rant
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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We have a winner.
Someone who has sex-appeal is said to have "it".
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You mean to say 'it' rather like 'rash'?
veni bibi saltavi
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If a rash is what appeals to you, then by all means...
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Normally a rash appears after the wrong type appeals to you!
veni bibi saltavi
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"it" was a pure guess...other clues fit so I assumed that it should be true.
My other half baked solution was "uncompromise"
Refusal- Un
Short compute -Com
sex appeal - Prom
No idea how to fit "ise"
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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super wrote: No idea how to fit "ise"
I see elephants is some random guess that maybe fits every clue :P
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