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...that if you cross a T Rex[^] with a Deer[^] you get a Kangaroo[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And if you cross a pelican with a red light, you get a stay in hospital.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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So you have discovered a de-evolution, a revolution if you will?
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Your librarian may have misdirected your search for AI[^] books...
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I rather thought that if you cross a T Rex you get ... eaten!
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Well, it's been a long job search.
As of now I have a 2nd interview at a nearby company. It's a technical interview, so I'm in pretty good shape so far there.
I also have a 2nd interview at a health insurance company.They pre screen applicants by having them do a project before ever considering them for a face to face interview, so I feel like I'm in pretty good shape there as well.
I'm also in the running for a security/bouncer position on Friday and Saturday night to replace my current extra job. I'll only be working 2 late evenings a week, and it's in something more fitting.
So I think everything is starting to work out in my favor. Hopefully soon I won't be posting rants about my current job and my job hunt 
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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Naggy will be your client in one of your jobs
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Great news!!
How is you health now, since you were sick with bronchitis?
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I still have some nasal congestion, but I can breath an I don't feel sick at all. When I first started back at cardio there was some coughing and getting rid of some flem, but overall I'm ok.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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Two men get in a violent argument during a game of chess over whether or not they had both committed suicide the previous Saturday after another chess match ended in a draw: one of them strangles the other to death, but, the other has shot him during the initial moments of the struggle and bleeds to death.
History declares both men winners of the second match.
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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What on Earth are you smoking?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: What on Earth are you smoking?
I was thinking the same thing. Whatever he is smoking, I want some.
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Quote: Whatever he is smoking, I want some
Try your socks!
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Cornelius Henning wrote: Try your socks!
Unfortunately, my socks are rated as a class 3 poison. Not good. 
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: What on Earth are you smoking?
Weird. That post made more sense to me than the rest of his do. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Bill no smoke.
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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Herring
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Like a bad zombie-movie.
How do dead people get into a violent argument?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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As an old friend used to say, "The dead bricks are on spin cycle in the dryer"
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If sweet dreams are made of cheese,
Who am I to dis a brie?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Don't be a muenster. It was funny.
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Hardly. It's full of holes.
/ravi
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I'm getting feta up with this.
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