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Our Master, Satan, asks me to thank you for this. cheers, Bill
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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well we haven't got internal life neither does he heal the body a lot of the time, so are you saying he lied?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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The God Project . Net
Searching for an Answer to the Ultimate Question
That's why we don't need religion.
We already know it's 42.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Some Jehovah's Witnesses knocked on my door and told me they wanted to help me find Jesus.
I told I didn't know he was lost.. and that I wasn't looking for him.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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That excuse didn't work the last time either
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Coder For Hire wrote: Some Jehovah's Witnesses knocked on my door and told me they wanted to help me find Jesus.
I think you misunderstood them. They were looking for the spanish Jesus, the kid down the street who had gone missing.
How callous of you. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I am always amazing by the names of religious types, you know like Jesus and Mohammed, do they have delusions of grandeur?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Mexico has some cool names. I met people named Innocent, Charity, Chastity, and a few Juans. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Which Juan?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Mr Kerr, obviously. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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oh you are a Juan
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: Mohammed
So you can't draw a picture of Mohammad but you can name the fruits of raping your wife after him? 
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hey it's religion
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Had they tried looking down the back of the couch? That's where most things turn up.
Otherwise, I think he might be down the pub. But I'm not sure which one, so I'll have to look in all of them. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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have you tried
The_Holy_Cross_Pub [^]
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I spoke to my friend Friedrich and I am afraid he has some rather bad news...
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I filled my car up with petrol this morning, Shell have had a brilliant idea, they've fitted each pump with a large colour screen complete with a woman's voice that starts to nag you as soon as you pull up.
Cos what everyman wants to hear as he tries to insert a nozzle and pump is a a woman going on and on and on and...
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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This could quickly become SoapBox material... 
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Only if you've got a dirty mind. OK, I see your point.
I do not like disembodied female voices shouting at me from machines, it conjures up the Telescreen Announcer from 1984, with its reproaches for nonconformity and thought crime.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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But you will thank her/it if you do accidentally try to put petrol in a diesel car, see women ARE always right.
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I'm married, I don't actually hear what women say to me.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Me too, so it isn't just me then. 
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I was actually smart enough to do that before ever getting married.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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chriselst wrote: I do not like disembodied female voices shouting at me from machines
Didn't the Austin Maestro have this built in to nag people about seatbelts? Luckily being 1980's British build quality, it probably broke after the car was 3 days old
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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