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what like these?
Flipper[^]
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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you can try asking random fish if they are the monster
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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Get a policeman to ask for his driving license.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You can't fool me that easily.. Nessie was wearing a GoPro, she's the one taking the photos 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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no but if you follow the arrows the last shot is a big set of teeth (possibly Nessie but could just be Janet Street Porter on holiday)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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When is 100% not 100%?
I picked up a can of V8 this morning and on the front it says 100% Vegetable Juice then in smaller print, from concentrate - okay I can live with the water added, but then it says "with added ingredients". So, the 100% vegetable juice is not all vegetable juice. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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unless the added ingredient are either other vegetable juices or is < .5% and they are rounding
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I had guessed that. I just am bugged by it.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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It's a point of reference thing, which is used far too often in marketing.
"Of the juice in this container, 100% of it comes from vegetables."
As with many things marketing, it's legally, but not morally, acceptable.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Good point. Just b.s.ing as it seems wrong on some level.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Welcome to the world of advertising. 
MADE WITH 100% REAL CHEESE flavor
/ravi
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It was a way to before it can beat a sell by date on a packet of salt, it's a mineral for f's sake
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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My wife almost didn't buy a bottle of good wine, the other day, because it had passed its sell-by date.
Rules is rules, I suppose.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Rules is, aye, but there ain't no rules say you need a sell-by-date on alcoholic beverages. Over-zealous supplier or seller methinks!
Salt has a sell-by-date because it's hydrophilic and that can bugger up Weights and Measures. Nowt to do with the edibility of the product I grant ye!
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The only things that should be added to V8 are Vodka, Worcestershire and Tabasco.
veni bibi saltavi
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what the whole of Worcestershire? or just the bit to the left of the M5?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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These petrol alternatives get more exotic every day!
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: The only things that should be added to V8 are Vodka, Worcestershire and Tabasco.
In fact, forget the V8; just give me the rest.
Tall glass.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Message removed as being against the lounge rules.
modified 21-Apr-15 7:39am.
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Did He tell you to spam our forum? Go find a religious forum if you feel the need to spread the message - as far as I'm concerned, this is abuse.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Does he make house calls to Walhalla?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Fun fact about God.
He's not fun, or fact.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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By Thor, you are an infidel! 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I'm sure your religion is seriously important to you.
However, it isn't to me, and I find it offensive that you decided to shout about it without being asked.
Would you appreciate me banging on your door and shouting the Good News of the Pastafarians? Satanists? Islamists? Buddhists? Metaagnostics?
Please, find a more relevant site to spread your message.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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