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Nothing has gone right so far. Nothing.
Still, at least Villa beat Liverpool yesterday 
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Well... You have managed to post here without getting your account closed.
That's something that had gone right, isn't it? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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only because I am too knackered to thing of something overly insulting that would get me banned {erk}
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Maxxx wrote: Nothing has gone right so far. Nothing.
Yeah same here.
And Villa beating Liverpool did not help either. It would not matter if Villa beat Brazil!! Oh wait...
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Abhinav S wrote: It would not matter if Villa beat Brazil!!
I see what you did there!
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And it's ain't over yet... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Yeah! Well, I'm checking the status of the fat lady!
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Maxxx wrote: Worst. Monday. Ever.
Hold tight! Weekend is coming soon...
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Agent__007 wrote: Weekend isPooperPig coming soon
FTFY
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I'd been hoping to spend some time on Pooopy today - another thing wrong with Monday 
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: PooperPig coming soon
Nah, he has had that signature for almost 7-8 months now IIRC and the status is still "Coming soon".
I suspect terrible disturbance in the digestive system.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Well, "soon" is, y'know, relative!
If I had less Monday's like this one, "Soon" would be a lot Sooner!
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Didn't mean to offend you. It's just that I am terrible at making jokes. 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Anybody who names his hobby Pooper Pig is unlikely to be offended by anything!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Offended? Moi? Not at all!
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I guessed you weren't but those exclamation marks made me think so. 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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If only we used punctuation like Victor Borge[^]
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That's funny. 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Agent__007 wrote: I suspect terrible disturbance in the digestive system
That's a "Force" I would rather not get in the way of.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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cheer up mate
a) you're alive
b) you're probably well fed and watered and better off than a lot of people
c) tomorrow will be different (*)
d) you're one day closer to Friday 
(*) obviously that could go a number of ways, but, while there's life there's hope
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I feel Sleepy today , 
நெஞ்சு பொறுக்கு திலையே-இந்த
நிலைகெட்ட மனிதரை நினைந்துவிட்டால்
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Don't tell the other six!
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_Maxxx_ wrote: Worst ... Ever
Means that the worst is over. Things can only get better from now...
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I had a mate who lived in a block of flats near the Villa ground.
It was so close that you could spit from his window, and it would land on the pitch.
It was the only reason I ever visited.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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