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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: Lies spread faster than truths.
I'll second that. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Uninstalling the Facebook app also makes a big difference 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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[puts on a black roll-neck jersey]
Lookit, if the baddery wasn't flat, it wouldn' fid in yeh pocket!
{Rapturous applause from the audience}
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Back in my day batteries weren't even included!
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Not that many years ago if you had to get a hold of someone in an emergency you had to beep them. Kids won't even know what I'm talking about.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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Kinda like a pager, I presume.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: Kinda like a pager, I presume.
Kinda but ours beeped when it went off, or vibrated! 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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A guy here had his phone play Justin Beiber yesterday, full volume, courtesy of his little brother, who is now grounded for a year for pulling pranks like this and getting grounded over and over and over and over and...
Basically, the little brother is crazy (as he LIKES Beiber!)
Last Friday someone hacked the school's PA system and forced it to play Justin Beiber nonstop. (Most professors stopped classes and had students leave the building). The techs finally had to kill main power to the system to shut it off.
AFAIK, the person (apparently a student) was identified and suspended for the incident, and may face criminal hacking charges (and, according to what I heard, 'Aural Terrorism' Charges as well).
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Too funny!
Brisingr Aerowing wrote: Aural Terrorism' Charges as well).
Instead of water boarding and the usual torture techniques I think this young man/woman may have stumbled on a more severe and and lasting form of torture. Imagine having to listen to him for more than a brief period. I shudder at the possibility!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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Mine didn't.
Batteries? It uses batteries? That would explain why it didn't actually work until after I left the company... 
Obligatory Dilbert[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I've only carried a beeper and few times and the only time I carried a beeper in a programmers position I told the company that as long as it was turned on they payed me. They didn't like it but they payed.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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TRY ASKG THM TO WRTE A TELGRM -STOP-
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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LOL -STOP-
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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That's a point: if people could write telegrams without the awful netspeak, why is it needed now?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I.e.: STOP! -STOP-
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Compare the average cell phone's battery life from the mid-90s with an iPhone's, then we can talk.
I'll grant you that this is comparing apples to oranges, but so are you...
I'm still laughing at the Apple watch.
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My previous phone was ten years old when I retired it, and it still had a three week battery life!
And it fitted in a shirt pocket before you ask 
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dandy72 wrote: I'm still laughing at the Apple watch.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Stop whining about your health problems when your forty. 150 years ago in London....
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Is a successful diet the triumph of mind over platter?
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If you drop an orange and it doesn't squirt juice everywhere is that a triumph of Rind over Splatter?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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For BOTH of you: I won't join in.
I just want you to know that those post seem to be on the verge making me sick.
(what goes with flatter? What goes with flatter?)
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: What goes with flatter?
Batter?
Fatter?
Hatter?
Matter?
Natter?
Patter?
Ratter?
Tatter?
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My bladder feels gladder when it's flatter 
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Hey, man, to diet successfully, you gotta tie a marble in it with string.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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